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2007-09-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-
A Rantburg Ramadan Celebration










(With apologies to George Wyle and Sherwood Schwartz)

Now sit right back, and you’ll hear a tale,
a tale of a huge death cult.
That started in the Middle East
with a pedophilic dolt

The prophet was a savage thug,
his followers washed with sand
They left a trail of blood and death
across the Holy Land, across the Holy Land.

The Christians started getting rough
Jerusalem was lost
Knights Templar took al Aqsa Mosque
El Cid, the Moors he tossed

A tent was pitched on the edge of an unconquered Bedouin pile
With Mohammed
His dozen wives
A camel and a knife
A moon and star
A prayer rug and his Quran
That’s what makes Islam so vile

So this is the tale of the Musselmen,
they’ve warred for a long, long time.
They’ve made the very worst of things,
they’ve got an uphill climb.

The imams and the mullahs too,
will do their very best
To make Infidels uncomfortable
and war upon the West

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
They’ve not invented shit
They wipe their butts with rocks instead
Then beat their wives a bit

For a caliphate, jihad they wage
Like Nazis they sieg heil
We’ll nuke them back to the stone-age,
because Islam’s so vile.
Posted by Zenster 2007-09-29 02:12|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [389 views ]  Top

#1 Yes but, Ginger of Marianne?
Posted by McZoid 2007-09-29 02:45||   2007-09-29 02:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Yes but, Ginger of Marianne?

With Islam you can rape have both!
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-09-29 02:52||   2007-09-29 02:52|| Front Page Top

#3 Scroll down to a parody of a Zappa tune:

http://illustratedpig.blogspot.com/
Posted by McZoid 2007-09-29 04:03||   2007-09-29 04:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Zen, you know of course that Mohamhead's spawn are going to sic a fatwah on your a$$ for this one.
Posted by gorb 2007-09-29 04:08||   2007-09-29 04:08|| Front Page Top

#5 Zen, as much and often as I disagree with you here (mainly on degree, not on direction)...

This is a masterpiece.

If they issue a Fatwah, I'll round up a few old friends and... nevermind. If you don't know, you cannot tell.

Posted by OldSpook 2007-09-29 11:15||   2007-09-29 11:15|| Front Page Top

#6 I nominate this article for The Classics.

I can't get this damn melody out of my head. Thanks a pantload.
Posted by Mike N. 2007-09-29 22:20||   2007-09-29 22:20|| Front Page Top

#7 A nice little earworm to torment you, Mike N. Trust me, I'm still trying to scour it out of my brain after mulling over the damned thing for two hours last night. At least there's some fun new lyrics to sing it with. A happy Rantburg Ramadan to all the 'Burgers!
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-09-29 23:21||   2007-09-29 23:21|| Front Page Top

#8 A happy Rantburg Ramadan Rama-dama-ding-dong to all the 'Burgers!

There - fixed that for ya', Zen. ;-p
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2007-09-29 23:24|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]  2007-09-29 23:24|| Front Page Top

#9 PS: Thank you for the sentiment, 'Spook.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-09-29 23:24||   2007-09-29 23:24|| Front Page Top

#10 Correction accepted, Barbara!
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-09-29 23:46||   2007-09-29 23:46|| Front Page Top

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