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2003-12-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Woman sues after hula skirt bursts into flames
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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-12-16 15:14|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [695 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Why does the phrase "Your ass is grass" come to mind?
Posted by Steve  2003-12-16 3:33:53 PM||   2003-12-16 3:33:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Definitely not the thing to wear around hungry goats - or horny old ones, either!
Posted by Old Patriot  2003-12-16 3:51:44 PM|| []  2003-12-16 3:51:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I think I saw this on Gilligan's Island once.
Posted by BH  2003-12-16 3:55:34 PM||   2003-12-16 3:55:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Sounds like one 'hot' chick...
Posted by Raj 2003-12-16 4:15:26 PM|| []  2003-12-16 4:15:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I bet the skirt had a huge warning: 'DO NOT WEAR NEAR OPEN FLAME' which she promptly ignored.
Posted by CrazyFool  2003-12-16 4:17:30 PM||   2003-12-16 4:17:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 The worst part is she got scalded when somebody threw hot McDonald's coffee on her to put out the flames.

But that's a lawsuit for another day.
Posted by Dar  2003-12-16 4:47:16 PM||   2003-12-16 4:47:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 CF's on the mark, I'd bet. Prolly a little too much tiki juice, too.
Posted by .com 2003-12-16 4:49:05 PM||   2003-12-16 4:49:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Damn life's getting dangerous.. if you can't trust a cheap grass/plastic skirt what can ya trust?
Posted by Shipman 2003-12-16 6:16:55 PM||   2003-12-16 6:16:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 most Tiki torches I've seen were 5'-6' off the tall was this babe?
Posted by Frank G  2003-12-16 6:24:17 PM||   2003-12-16 6:24:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Fred, I hope this doesn't mean there'll be a dimunition in tiki parties around here.
But I will still be smoking in my hula skirt cause I like to live dangerously!
Posted by Jennie Taliaferro  2003-12-16 8:21:13 PM|| []  2003-12-16 8:21:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 hula skirt burst into flames

Happens to me all the time. Oh wait... wrong blog.
Posted by Rafael 2003-12-16 8:29:59 PM||   2003-12-16 8:29:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Dummy! Should've been wearing flame-retardant panties under a grass skirt. What? What's not? oh.
Posted by Glenn (not Reynolds) 2003-12-16 8:57:46 PM||   2003-12-16 8:57:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Hot MAMA!!!!
Posted by tu3031 2003-12-16 9:09:47 PM||   2003-12-16 9:09:47 PM|| Front Page Top

22:41 Anonymous4944
18:36 liberalhawk
00:13 CrazyFool
00:11 Old Patriot
23:56 CrazyFool
23:55 Old Patriot
23:46 Old Patriot
23:37 spiffo
23:34 alaskasoldier
23:24 Steve White
23:21 4thInfVet
23:15 4thInfVet
22:57 Glenn (not Reynolds)
22:49 Fred
22:41 4thInfVet
22:39 Rafael
22:33 Chuck
22:24 4thInfVet
22:21 Raj Reagan
22:18 Raj
22:10 Anonymous
21:41 Glenn (not Reynolds)
21:36 eyeyeye
21:36 Glenn (not Reynolds)

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