[Bzzzzzz] PORTLAND, OR‐Parents are raising concerns after a teacher opened her Monday morning online class in full Antifa riot gear after forgetting to take it off the night before. According to witnesses, Willow Maven, a local first-grade teacher and prolific scarf knitter, began teaching her online class while still wearing a black ski mask and a leather jacket emblazoned with an Antifa logo.
"Okay class," she began. "Today we are reviewing the alphabet! Now repeat after me!"
"A is for Anti-fascist!"
"B is for Burning down symbols of oppression!"
"C is for Communism! The only compassionate system of government where everyone is equal!"
Ms. Maven was about to recite the letter "D is for Drumpf, the bad orange man" when she realized what she was wearing and quickly cut the feed.
"We understand this was distressing to some students and parents," said Superintendent Braylee Gungorstool. "It's obviously very concerning to discover there are some fascist students and parents in our midst. If you are offended by courageous anti-fascist fighters, I really feel sorry for you. Please rest assured the school will conduct a thorough investigation into every suspected fascist at our school. We have also asked Ms. Maven to abide by the teacher dress code from now on."
Local concerned parents then apologized for being fascists and promised to "be better" in the future.
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Clever write up; blaming the students and teachers is spot-on. As is parents apologizing.
[American Thinker] Following the conclusion of the Republican National Convention, the far left's "fiery but peaceful" protestors had a pretty disgusting plan: instead of just yelling at the top of their lungs from the outside, or attempting to disrupt the convention from the inside, or burning and looting nearby shops to give the whole thing a bad public relations odor, they decided to physically attack Republicans as they exited the convention. That was the plan.
They certainly attacked random nobodies exiting the front, but when Sen. Rand Paul attempted to get to his hotel two blocks away on foot after waiting 45 minutes at the wrong hotel, the mobs recognized him and got really excited, first swarming him and his wife in a group of 30, and then swelling to 60, and then to a 120-sized turba mob. They made lunging attacks at the senator and his luckily spotted police escort who were trying to protect Paul and his wife and deflect the "protesters."
It was a travesty. Paul described it very well.
Some excerpts: "We cannot go outside now, it's too dangerous."
"The United States is going to become Portland."
"We'll eff you up."
"This is happening in all our cities, thank God for the police."
"I want to live the life of a normal person, where I go to the grocery store and buy groceries, or stop at the Minute-Mart."
Paul's most important statement came here:
"This also is not normal. There's something ... going on here. This is like, the FBI needs to be involved."
BLM has been from inception a radical Marxist revolutionary organization that aims to overthrow the state. Their intentions have always been clear. Same for the white punks and psychos who make up Antifa
They were too busy gearing up for Crossfire Hurricane...
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I’ve read that for some time the FBI have been instructed not to look for terrorism on the Left, as the risks are on the Right and among jihadis. And it wasn’t until current events that it’s changed even somewhat.
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The BLM-directed and inspired violence incl targeted assassinations of cops began more than 5 yrs ago, under Obama.. see the mass shooting of five cops in downtown Dallas in summer of 2015 for ex.
Also the targeted killings of the two cops in Brooklyn around the same time. This has nothing to do w Trump. All part of the BLM plan in 2013
[Babylon Bee] Joe Biden conceded today that the Republican Convention was "alright," "pretty inspiring, to be honest," and "a real gas."
But Biden says the Democratic Convention is going to be "even better."
"Just you wait -- our convention is going to blow this one out of the water," he said to a department store mannequin. "Man alive, I tell you what: we're gonna have fireworks and flags and all kinds of stuff. That nice, clean, articulate woman of color is gonna be there: what's her name again? It's like the same name as some wrassler: Hulk? Hogan! That's it, Hogan. She's a real swell broad."
It was unclear how Biden got into the department store, as it's been out of business since 2013. Aides located him after they put out a Silver Alert and coaxed him into a windowless van by writing "FREE HAIR" on the side. They were then able to transport him safely back to the basement for storage until the election.
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[Jpost] The Sick Man of Europe Turkey ...the only place on the face of the earth that misses the Ottoman Empire... ’s ruling party has close links to the group, as does Hamas, the well-beloved offspring of the Moslem Brotherhood, in Gazoo ...Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with an iron fist by Hamaswith about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about oppression and disproportionate response... and Qatar
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[PJ] Enough is enough, and if professional sports team owners haven’t realized it yet, succumbing to bullying and children’s temper tantrums never works out for anyone... especially in this case, where the adults who own the teams bear all the financial risk.
Let’s all be brutally honest. Athletes are extremely well-paid entertainers. The average Major League Baseball player makes $4,051,490 per year, and the average NBA player earns a whopping $7.7 million. They are paid as high or higher than the biggest stars in film, music, and television. But they are entertainers, and in the same way that an actor is paid huge sums because they cause even higher profits for the studio or production company, these athletes are getting paid exorbitant amounts so that the team owners can make profits. These players have no financial risk and should be incredibly grateful that they are paid such large amounts for playing a sport.
All people, including entertainers of every sort, have their own opinions, especially political opinions in the current divided climate. But there are precedents for athletes using their popularity to further the expression of their goals. Jackie Robinson, Tommy Smith, and Muhammad Ali are only a few of the many athletes who have effected positive change in our culture through the use of their popularity as entertainers. Other athletes went on to become actively involved in politics and became true leaders: Bill Bradley, J.C. Watts, Jack Kemp, and many others capitalized on their popularity to become legitimate leaders on a national level. They became true policymakers by building upon their athletic successes.
But the current athletes in the NBA and MLB do not act as responsible leaders, but as spoiled children. And they need to be taken to task for their behavior.
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Go nuts for professional sports!
Watch a fortunate few non-aborts
Perform for a crowd
With no balls, loud and proud,
In their time off from feelz and the courts!
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People who want to let others do their thinking for them will usually seek out the worst possible individuals to fill that role.
Posted by: M. Murcek ||
08/30/2020 7:25 Comments ||
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The only people hurt by all this are indentured taxpayers caught with paying off huge sports complexes foisted upon them by mayors, city councils, and sports fanatics to provide recreational facilities for millionaires.
#8
Well I had given up on everything except Major League Baseball and now that’s gone
Last fall professional football showed signs of returning to sanity but that’s gone
My alma mater one of the most conservative places in the galaxy had the football team stage a boycott and is still trying to remove the statue of the school’s founder because he was a Confederate general even though he he was openly and vocally anti slavery
What’s a man to do when everyone is going crazy over a shooting 2000 miles away
This BLM stuff is getting to the point you can’t arrest a black or even stop one for speeding
Fourteen percent of our population is driving our nation crazy and the white guilt and white privilege crowd are joining in
Reminds me of the upheaval in France before DeGaulle was elected when he said “it is me or the abyss”
Pretty much where we are with Trump you may hate his style and his politics and his way of doing business but it is him or the end of the United States
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It's the culmination of years and years of white liberal/Leftists pronouncing almost every little thing is "racist" to the point of almost fear to say or do anything. No logical discussion or argumentation, no fair or honest assessment of history, and utter disregard for facts and statistics (e.g., crime perpetration, police shootings). Indeed, 14% of the population (below Hispanics now, perhaps) causing grief. Not all, of course. And the kow-tow'ing of corporations, professional sports, etc., pathetic. Not unexpected, but pathetic nonetheless.
I can only hope that when professional sports finally re-open the gates for fan attendance that there me many more empty seats. Many more.
Lebron performs corporate heil for famous Disney salesman and butthole licker while wearing shoes made by chinese slaves whose profits go to chinese masters who can now afford to go to Disney movies.
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The next round of negotiations with the TV networks could be very interesting indeed if their ratings keep tanking the way they have been...and of course on "boycott" nights, the number of viewers is literally zero. Not much ad revenue from that.
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Televised Cornhole and Bowling tournaments might be about as good as it gets.
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[Babylon Bee] Joe Biden conceded today that the Republican Convention was "alright," "pretty inspiring, to be honest," and "a real gas." 
...the only place on the face of the earth that misses the Ottoman Empire...
[PJ] Enough is enough, and if professional sports team owners haven’t realized it yet, succumbing to bullying and children’s temper tantrums never works out for anyone... especially in this case, where the adults who own the teams bear all the financial risk.
