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-Lurid Crime Tales-
The best-known goat in Sudan has died months after being 'married'
The best-known goat in Sudan has died months after being 'married' to a man in the South Sudan cap.

Local elders ordered a man found having sex with the goat, later called Rose, to 'marry' her last February. 'The idea was to publicly embarrass the man,' says Tom Rhodes, editor of the Juba Post, which first ran the story.

The BBC's story of the 'wedding' caught the public imagination and became one of the most read internet stories.

Rose, black and white, is believed to have died after choking on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba. The 'husband', Charles Tombe, said he was drunk at the time but has since refused to comment on the issue.
Posted by: Icerigger || 06/26/2008 14:56 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Drunk! While his (goat)wife is wandering the streets of Juba!
There must be a pretty stiff Sharia penalty for this(?).
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 06/26/2008 16:37 Comments || Top||

#2  Hmm. In order to eat that plastic bag she must have slipped off her burqa somehow. Double trouble!
Posted by: gorb || 06/26/2008 16:51 Comments || Top||


Clarendon Co. school administrator charged with lynching teens
CLARENDON COUNTY, SC (WIS) - A school district employee faces lynching charges, and authorities say the victims were a group of teenagers.

It was another quiet day in downtown manning until a mob scene broke out in the Dollar General parking lot. 'I heard the woman say they're fighting, they're fighting,' says Tonya, an employee at the Dollar General. 'I seen a little girl getting beat up, her weave being pulled out by a grown woman.'

A young girl was losing the fight to a woman nearly 30 years older. And Dana Hawkins wasn't holding back. Authorities say she even had help from another woman, 37-year-old Carol Smiling. 'The adults were holding down one or two of the juvenile victims, while the other juveniles were attacking them,' says Manning Police Sgt. Homes Smith.

Authorities say Hawkins' daughter jumped in along with another girl, and helped Hawkins and Smiling beat up three teenaged girls.

But why? it isn't clear to the Dollar General worker who saw it all unfold. 'What was going through my mind is that's a damn shame,' Tonya says, 'because a grown woman got no business in a child's mess.'

One of the victims tells us they were targeted because she'd recently broken up with Hawkins' son.

The mess sent Smiling, Hawkins, her daughter and friend to jail. They all face lynching charges in the mob-style beating of the young girls.

What authorities say is even more perplexing, is that Hawkins works as a benefits and payroll administrator with Clarendon County School District One. 'We have adults in altercations with adults all the time. But when you have adults in altercations with juveniles, someone has to have a cooler head,' says Sgt. Smith.

We called Hawkins at her home Wednesday, and were told she had no comment.

The superintendent of Clarendon County Schools tells us Hawkins is innocent until proven guilty. She still has her job, and the support of the district.
It is a gross abuse of language to call this 'lynching' but that is apparently how the law reads in SC.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy || 06/26/2008 14:22 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:


Mexican Army Members Busted In Phoenix Home Invasion And Murder
Police reports show that three men arrested in a Phoenix home invasion and homicide Monday may have been active members of the Mexican Army. While on the J.D. Hayworth show, Phoenix Law Enforcement Association President Mark Spencer said that the men involved were hired by drug cartels to perform home invasions and assassinations.

The Monday morning incident at 8329 W. Cypress St. resulted in the death of the homeowner. Between 50 and 100 rounds were fired at the house.

Spencer said a police officer told him that one of the men captured said they were completely prepared to ambush Phoenix police, but ran out of ammunition. He added that all were all dressed in military tactical gear and were armed with AR-15 assault rifles. Three other men involved in the invasion escaped.

However, Phoenix Police have not confirmed the men were Mexican Army members. Sgt. Joel Tranter said one suspect revealed that he had 'prior military training,' but 'no credible evidence' that any of them were active in the military.
Redacted police documents on site. The local, State and federal government are trying desperately to hush up this incident.
Posted by: Anonymoose || 06/26/2008 00:00 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  These are the people that idiot George Bush and John McCain (and Obama as well) want to trust to obey an open border.

Fence the border NOW. Pull the 1st AD out fo Ft Hood and send them to seal the damned thing against invaders.

If Bush cannot do this then IMPEACH HIM NOW for failure to defend the nation and derelection of duty.

Until the Politicians are forced to listen, we will see more of this.

Question is, what will it take? Will we have to make them act at gunpoint?


Posted by: OldSpook || 06/26/2008 1:10 Comments || Top||

#2  Go to the site, read the docs.

Its chilling. BDU pants, AR-15 with AImpoints, tac vests, and false "Phoenix Police" blac tactial shirts and windbreakers.

They set an AMBUSH for the police that responded.

WHen will the politicians wake the hell up - we are under attack from Mexico and its 3rd world drug-lord lawlessness and corrupt bannana republic politicians.
Posted by: OldSpook || 06/26/2008 1:17 Comments || Top||

#3  All the gear except the weapons could be bought through the cheaper than dirt catalogue and their presence is meaningless. Bragging that they were prepared to ambush the police or that they had military training should is easy enough to investigate but is more than likely bravado.

You have to wonder why so few bullets if that's the case. I can pop off 100 rounds at the range pretty damn quick with a revolver, I think it would take seconds with an AR-15. If they had military training they were ineptly prepared.

They should be tried as murderers and any connections to drugs and/or Mexican military should be exploited. But when it all settles they are just punks that saw HEAT as far as I can tell.
Posted by: rjschwarz || 06/26/2008 3:17 Comments || Top||

#4  Build the damn fence, Washington DC. Or we will throw you over the southern border and build it ourselves.
Posted by: DarthVader || 06/26/2008 9:44 Comments || Top||

#5  To put this in context, in West Phoenix there is a large desert area used as a dumping ground in drug killings.

Almost exclusively Mexican, the local papers refused to associate all the killings, put them as individual stories in the truss ads, and just stopped reporting them when the count was over 40 bodies.

By now, perhaps 80 or more bodies have been recovered there in the last 10 years.
Posted by: Anonymoose || 06/26/2008 10:41 Comments || Top||

#6  This is the problem I have with McCain, folks. Sorry. I know Iraq is important and I know all too well that Obama will be far worse. But I expect better from Republicans and until I get it I refuse to vote at all. Maybe some day they'll figure it out or maybe they just don't care about little old me. I live an hour's drive from the border and uncomfortably close to Interstate 5. These people drive with impunity up and down I5 every day. The only comfort I can take is they're not interested in me. But their product is readily available all over SoCal. I don't want to hear any crap about how the government is doing all that can be done about it. Apart from a cosmetic bust every now and then just for show there is absolutely nothing being done. McCain won't even talk about it. I know, Obama won't either. But that's not good enough anymore. I want something done. HEY, SENATOR! IT'S THE BORDER, STUPID!
Posted by: Abu Uluque || 06/26/2008 12:35 Comments || Top||

#7  If these ARE members of the Mexican army and they have crossed the border and attacked and killed a US citizen, then we are at war with Mexico.
Posted by: mojo || 06/26/2008 12:44 Comments || Top||

#8  Abu Uluque, you have to ask yourself if Obama would be better on the border. Imperfect as he is I think I trust McCain on border security more, simply because he understands the war on terror even if he doesn't understand the other border issues.
Posted by: rjschwarz || 06/26/2008 12:45 Comments || Top||

#9  The Hoover Administration looked at building a canal from San Diego area right across the states on the boarder with Mex coming out in the Gulf of Mexico a natural barrier. Make it wider than Panama so ship size is not as limited. Great public works project and would bring up land values in some pretty dry areas. Cost of shipping goes down etc.
Posted by: RexHavoc || 06/26/2008 13:44 Comments || Top||

#10  McCain doesn't believe in protecting his own state so you know fuking well he isn't going to protect the nation. But what sorry choice do we have.
Posted by: Icerigger || 06/26/2008 14:45 Comments || Top||

#11  This became an issue for the various states several years ago, when it became clear neither Congress nor the President were going to tighten down the border. The states have begun handling things. Local police have been trained and deputized as ICE enforcers, ICE has been cleaning out prisons and work places at a steadily increasing pace, and localities and states have passed laws making illegal aliens, well, illegal. Basic fencing is less expensive than dealing with this kind of thing -- so let the states get on with putting barriers in place along the border, and let the Federal government catch up later.
Posted by: trailing wife || 06/26/2008 15:01 Comments || Top||

#12  Calling Mr Pershing to the information booth.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru || 06/26/2008 15:56 Comments || Top||

#13  Last I heard, 10% of illegals who cross from Mexico are of Middle East origin.

Reminder: Mexico deports thousands of illegals from Central America, each year. I have personally witnessed one crop of deportations at the border with Guatemala.

Reminder: there are mine fields around border passages between Peru and Ecuador, and Peru and Chile. If they can do it...
Posted by: Whatle Lumplump1686 || 06/26/2008 16:58 Comments || Top||

#14  Oh yeah, Chile and Bolivia also landmine their border.
Posted by: Whatle Lumplump1686 || 06/26/2008 17:00 Comments || Top||

#15  TV WEAPONS FOOTAGE > MILITARY-GRADE > US Local-State police are clearly OUTMATCHED in terms of firepower!
Posted by: JosephMendiola || 06/26/2008 21:00 Comments || Top||


Marriage Declared Invalid After Groom Learns He Drunkenly Said 'I Do' 30 Years Earlier
An Australian bridegroom was horrified to learn after he had walked down the aisle that he was already married — after a drunken holiday romance he could barely remember.

The husband has had to confess in the Family Court that he spent 28 days partying and drinking in Arizona in 1978 on leave from his job as a cook on the oil rigs. He can remember the 'nice' blonde American woman he met through a pen pal newspaper advertisement — but little more. 'He has no recollection of going through any form of ceremony of marriage with her, or of discussing marriage, or of anything referable to marriage,' said Justice Sally Brown, who annulled the marriage last month.

Not only that, but the man, who describes himself as an old-fashioned romantic, was already married at the time — to his wife of 14 years. Yesterday the 67-year-old, who cannot be identified, told The Daily Telegraph 'the sky fell in' when he was shown the Arizona marriage license. 'I looked at the signature and thought it could have been mine or it could not have been,' he said.

The man had since divorced his 1966 wife. It was when he married his Hawaiian girlfriend in 2006 and applied to live in Hawaii with her that U.S. immigration authorities broke the bad news. He said his latest wife, who has become his girlfriend again because their marriage was declared invalid, was very understanding.
Posted by: Fred || 06/26/2008 00:00 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  The "rest" of the story was buried:

"We have been with each other on and off for over 20 years in Australia," he said.

"She's a terrific, a top cook. She looks after me and I take care of her. I couldn't find anything better.

"I'm an old-fashioned guy. I'm loving and I believe that for a marriage to work, it has to be a two-way street. She does the washing, I hang it out on the line."

The Family Court was told he had tried to track down his 1978 wife but could only find out that she had subsequently married again in 1993 in Arizona, which would have been bigamous if she had not already divorced her Australian husband.

"Other than that, no one knows where she is," the man said.

He said, now he was officially single, he planned to marry his Hawaiian girlfriend properly.
Posted by: gorb || 06/26/2008 0:55 Comments || Top||

#2  Is his name Ratzkywatzky?
Posted by: Angie Schultz || 06/26/2008 3:45 Comments || Top||

#3  hmmmmm.. Arizona?....Blondie?.... wonder if the Tsar knows?
Posted by: Frank G || 06/26/2008 8:04 Comments || Top||


-Short Attention Span Theater-
What The ...? DMV Offers License Plate Fix
Thanks to some text message-savvy grandchildren, North Carolina drivers whose license plates have the potentially offensive "WTF" letter combination can replace the tags for free.

The News & Observer of Raleigh reported Tuesday the state Division of Motor Vehicles has notified nearly 10,000 holders of license plates with the letter combination. Officials learned last year the common acronym stands for a vulgar phrase in e-mail and cell phone text messages.

The DMV recently realized the same letters appeared on the sample license plate on its own Web site. Officials are trying to remove the plate from the site.

"I can't believe it," DMV Commissioner Bill Gore told the newspaper on Monday when alerted to the situation. "Obviously, I didn't know it was there."

DMV officials got word of the plates last July when a 60-year-old technology teacher from Fayetteville complained about the plate after her teenage grandchildren clued her in.
Posted by: gorb || 06/26/2008 16:53 || Comments || Link || [5 views] Top|| File under:

#1  This has been around since LONG before text messaging. When I was in the Navy 35 years ago, the response to a stupid message was "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over".
Posted by: Rambler in California || 06/26/2008 16:57 Comments || Top||

#2  True Rambler, but such a very small portion of the population has served anymore that its plausible nobody noticed.
Posted by: OldSpook || 06/26/2008 18:08 Comments || Top||

#3  Can I get zOMG instead? (Actually I saw that one taken here in Maryland already. Oh well.)
Posted by: eLarson || 06/26/2008 19:09 Comments || Top||

#4  Better that than the mean-spirited VA plate I saw last week: "K8ZA HOR". Is there any place I can report that to?
Posted by: Eric Jablow || 06/26/2008 22:15 Comments || Top||

#5  Maybe get OBAMAHDI
Posted by: OldSpook || 06/26/2008 22:58 Comments || Top||


Even Disney is out-sourcing!
Foreigner to replace Cinderella at Iowa State Fair
-- headline, wcfcourier.com
(h/t "Best of the Web")
Posted by: Mike || 06/26/2008 16:36 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  That's cold Mike. Cold as ice.
Posted by: Tom Keifer || 06/26/2008 17:26 Comments || Top||

#2  "the Cinderella/Warrant/Night Ranger concert"

Total wuss-O-rama! Why didn't they get Winger and Grim Reaper too? Huh-uh-huh.
Posted by: Butt-Head || 06/26/2008 17:59 Comments || Top||


Today's twisted tech tip
From the department of curious legal precautions: Apple’s iTunes licensing agreement — which you have already agreed to if you’ve installed the latest version of the popular music software — contains a clause which prohibits anyone from using the program …

… for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture, or production of nuclear missiles or chemical or biological weapons.

So Apple has got the WMD angle covered. But say you’re interested in using iTunes to run your new nuclear reactor?

Not so fast. A separate version of the iTunes license agreement warns that:

The Apple software is not intended for use in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, life support machines, or other equipment in which the failure of the Apple software could lead to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage.

It turns out that this “nuclear clause” shows up in all sorts of unlikely places, from virus scanners to desktop weather readers.
Posted by: Mike || 06/26/2008 14:33 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  It turns out that this “nuclear clause” shows up in all sorts of unlikely places, from virus scanners to desktop weather readers.

That's right. But it shakes your confidence a bit when you see it with a compiler.
Posted by: Abu Uluque || 06/26/2008 14:59 Comments || Top||

#2  *Rolls eyes* That's the standard warranty for anything running a form of embedded Java.
Posted by: Ptah || 06/26/2008 21:33 Comments || Top||


Bicylist going 45 MPH hits a bear
BOULDER, Colo. (CBS4) A cyclist in Boulder County was injured after a run-in, literally, with a bear. Tim Egan, 53, was riding on Old Stage Road Tuesday afternoon when suddenly a bear appeared in front of him. Egan hit the bear and ended up skidding across the road.

'This bear looked at me with a look of terror on his face and sort of made a noise,' said Egan. 'I looked at him with a look of terror and we went, 'aaaahhhhh.''

He cracked some ribs, suffered cuts on his head and had road rash. Egan said he and the bike flipped and flew over the bear, hitting the pavement hard.
News Video at the link
Posted by: OldSpook || 06/26/2008 09:41 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  He's lucky the headline doesn't read "ANGRY BEAR EATS CYCLIST."
Posted by: Mike || 06/26/2008 10:20 Comments || Top||

#2  No, he's lucky Dept. of Fish and Game didn't cite him for molesting a bear. Could have made a quick $89 bucks off him.
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 06/26/2008 11:34 Comments || Top||

#3  Society's just not safe anymore. Even the bears are getting run over by reckless cyclists.
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman || 06/26/2008 11:56 Comments || Top||

#4  I swear, Mavis - I was just standing there minding my own business when all of a sudden this crazy monkey comes flying out of NOWHERE and....
Posted by: Mr. Bear || 06/26/2008 12:02 Comments || Top||

#5  Bear, You're lucky its head didn't end up somewhere where daylight never shines.
Posted by: Mavis || 06/26/2008 13:21 Comments || Top||

#6  'This bear looked at me with a look of terror on his face, and sort of made a noise..."
("Hey Yogi, I don't think Mr. Ranger's gonna like this...")

Yeah, right. This numbskull has studied bear emotions and know what a look of fear as interpreted by a bear should look like.
Marlin Perkins or his sidekick Jim I might believe, but not Mr. Spandex-pants.
Posted by: USN,Ret. || 06/26/2008 14:12 Comments || Top||

#7  What was his sectional density and muzzle energy?
Posted by: no mo uro || 06/26/2008 15:28 Comments || Top||

#8 
What was that? Human driving is getting worse and worse... Boo Boo get me a drink
Posted by: BigEd || 06/26/2008 18:36 Comments || Top||


George W. Bush Memorial Sewage Plant? Where else, San Franfreakshow
SAN FRANCISCO: Reagan has his highways. Lincoln has his memorial. Washington has the capital, and a state, too. But President George W. Bush may soon be the sole president to have a memorial named after him that you can contribute to from the bathroom.

From the Department of Damned-With-Faint-Praise, a group going by the regal-sounding name of the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is planning to ask voters here to change the name of a prize-winning water-treatment plant on the shoreline to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

The plan - hatched, naturally, in a bar - would place a vote on the November ballot to provide 'an appropriate honor for a truly unique president.'

Supporters say that they have plenty of signatures to qualify the initiative and that the renaming would fit in a long and proud American tradition of poking political figures in the eye.

'Most politicians tend to be narcissistic and egomaniacs,' said Brian McConnell, an organizer who regularly suits up as Uncle Sam to solicit signatures. 'So it is important for satirists to help define their history rather than letting them define their own history.'

Not surprisingly, those Republicans in a city that voted 83 percent Democratic in 2004 are not thrilled with the idea. Howard Epstein, chairman of the ever-outnumbered San Francisco Republican Party, called the initiative 'an abuse of process.'

'You got a bunch of guys drunk who came up with an idea,' Epstein said, 'and want to put on the ballot as a big joke without regard to the city's governance or cost.'

The renaming would take effect on Jan. 20, when a new president is sworn in. And regardless of the measure's outcome, supporters plan to commemorate the inaugural with a 'synchronized flush' of hundreds of thousands of toilets that would send a flood of water toward the plant, now named the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant.

'It's a way of doing something physical that's mentally freeing,' said Stacey Reineccius, 45, a supporter of the plan. 'It's a weird thing, but it's true.'
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC || 06/26/2008 02:10 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  You know, this is more appropriate than they think.

A sewage plant is basically something people don't appreciate or respect nearly as much as they should, and they don't realize it until it's gone.
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman || 06/26/2008 9:12 Comments || Top||

#2  "Most politicians tend to be narcissistic and egomaniacs," said Brian McConnell, an organizer who regularly suits up as Uncle Sam to solicit signatures. "So it is important for satirists to help define their history rather than letting them define their own history."

So tell me about that narcissism and egomania again, Uncle Sam?
Posted by: tu3031 || 06/26/2008 9:42 Comments || Top||

#3  Great idea! I hereby name my toilet, "San Francisco". The anthem for my new memorial is, of course, "I left my s**t in San Franscisco".
Posted by: Richard of Oregon || 06/26/2008 10:34 Comments || Top||

#4  R of O:

That's is a great idea. Let's take it on step further. Many know the term "take a crap" came from the name on British toilets produced by Thomas Crapper.

I also will name my toilets San Francisco (40 minutes to my west) and henceforth when I have a BM it will be called "taking a San Francisco".

Even better I will call it "taking a Frisco". The term "Frisco" drives them nuts by it's self, so this way you can double my pleasure.

I can now leave a symbol of my disdain for San Franfreakshow anywhere in the world. I can hear Tony Bennett now; "I left my Frisco, in San Francisco".

The runniness of Paris
Seems somehow sadly gay
The movement that was Rome
Is of another day
I've been terribly alone
And constipated in Manhattan
I'm going home to my cesspool by the bay.

I left my frisco in San Francisco
High on a toilet, it calls to me.
To be where little cable cars
Climb halfway to the stars!
The morning fart may foul the air
I don't care!
My BM waits there in San Francisco
Above the white and chilly seat
When I come home to you, San Francisco,
Your golden rain will shine for me!

Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC || 06/26/2008 12:10 Comments || Top||

#5  If it works as designed then, considering the amount of doo doo generated in San Fransico, I think it quite an honor.
Posted by: Kelly || 06/26/2008 14:28 Comments || Top||

#6  A working sewer system is a mark of civilization.

They think it is some sort of insult when in fact the only way it could be is if the sewer system quit working - in which case it may be worth it just to watch "Physicle and Mentally freeing" working people haul their filth to a designated drop point, bucket by bucket.
Posted by: swksvolFF || 06/26/2008 20:46 Comments || Top||

#7  After all,

The breakfast garbage they throw into the Bay,
They drink at lunch in San Jose. Tom Lehrer
Posted by: Eric Jablow || 06/26/2008 22:17 Comments || Top||


Today's Idiot
Woman jumps out of car on I-10 during argument

An argument on I-10 between a Tallahassee woman and a Fort Lauderdale man led to the woman being seriously injured Tuesday afternoon when she jumped out of the car when the driver refused to stop on the interstate, the Florida Highway Patrol reported.

' I jumped out of his car. It was my fault,” Marquita Cherrell Armstrong, was quoted by troopers as saying at Tallahassee Memorial Hospital.

Armstrong, 24, was a passenger in a car driven by Jeffery Dawayne Watson, 27, of Fort Lauderdale, when the two begin to argue Tuesday afternoon, according to the FHP. When Watson missed the Monroe Street exit, Armstrong told him to stop the car and let her out, but he refused to stop in the construction zone. He told her that he would continue to Thomasville Road and let her out there.

Armstrong then opened the door as Watson slowed down and then she jumped out, striking the pavement. Watson and another motorists stopped to treat her and called 911.
Posted by: Steve White || 06/26/2008 00:00 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  I'm sorry Steve, but the Spanish Parliament has this lady beat hands down.
Posted by: Frozen Al || 06/26/2008 14:56 Comments || Top||

#2  Legislators are ineligible for the 'Todays Idiot' award -- they skew the curve.
Posted by: Steve White || 06/26/2008 15:21 Comments || Top||


-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Soaring gas prices force rodeo cowboys to pickuppool
When cowboys hit the road 50 years ago in search of the next big payday at rodeos, they did so in pickups and small horse trailers for small purses.

Today, winning cowboys can afford a few luxuries, with first-place prize money reaching more than $10,000. Diesel trucks that cost $25,000 and $30,000 horse trailers are fixtures in rodeo parking lots.

But bigger is not necessarily better. Competitors, especially those in the timed events who must pull a trailer with their animals — steer wrestling, team roping, tie-down roping and barrel racing — are feeling the gas crunch. According to AAA.com the average price of diesel fuel is $4.067 nationwide on Tuesday, causing competitors to pool their cash and carpool across country.
Continued on Page 49
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC || 06/26/2008 11:23 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Oh, noes! Everything seemingly is spinning out of control!
Posted by: Mike || 06/26/2008 14:26 Comments || Top||

#2  Leave it to the boys to figure it out.
Posted by: Icerigger || 06/26/2008 14:47 Comments || Top||


Video: Free Oral Sex to Business Class Customers on Ryanair says CEO
NSFW if they filter audio. The video is no problem.
Posted by: 3dc || 06/26/2008 11:25 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  OK, that's kinda weird for a press conference.
Guess I better check out this Ryanair outfit.
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 06/26/2008 11:51 Comments || Top||

#2  Ryanair sucks.
Posted by: JFM || 06/26/2008 11:58 Comments || Top||

#3  I noticed Virgin didn't offer the same service.
Posted by: xbalanke || 06/26/2008 12:11 Comments || Top||

#4  If they offered the service, they wouldn't be Virgin anymore.

[rimshot]
Posted by: Mike || 06/26/2008 13:12 Comments || Top||

#5  That's cool. When I fly any other airline it's like taking it in the ass.
Posted by: Iblis || 06/26/2008 13:37 Comments || Top||

#6  If they offered the service, they wouldn't be Virgin anymore.

That's not true.
Posted by: William J. Clinton || 06/26/2008 15:14 Comments || Top||

#7  What the .......!?
Posted by: JosephMendiola || 06/26/2008 20:52 Comments || Top||

#8  Joseph, that's the sanest thing you've ever written!
Posted by: Eric Jablow || 06/26/2008 22:19 Comments || Top||


Ronald McDonald to lose Carhop job
First it was a proposed ban on plastic bags. Now, a member of the influential Madison Plan Commission wants to ban the restaurant drive-through -- or at least restrict the ubiquitous symbol of America's auto-centric lifestyle.

'Given the concern about all the carbon going into the atmosphere, I'm not sure we should be building more places for people to sit idling in their cars,' says Eric Sundquist, who was appointed to the citizen panel by Mayor Dave Cieslewicz this spring.

A former newspaper reporter in Atlanta now working as a researcher at the UW-Madison's Center on Wisconsin Strategy, Sundquist notes that several cities in Canada have recently moved to ban the drive-through coffee shop or stand-alone fast food restaurant 'Bans haven't gotten as far in the U.S., although I know San Luis Obispo, Calif., has one,' he says.
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC || 06/26/2008 06:42 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:


Caribbean-Latin America
Border Agent Killer Freed In Mexico
Officials are 'shocked and appalled' that a Mexican judge has released a man imprisoned in connection with the death of a Yuma-based U.S. Border Patrol agent, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said Wednesday.

Jesus Navarro Montes, arrested Jan. 22 in Mexico, was recently released from a Mexicali prison. Navarro had been sought in Mexico for allegedly smuggling migrants. Navarro Montes is a suspect in the Jan. 19 murder of Border Patrol agent Luis Aguilar.

It could not be determined immediately what charges Navarro Montes faced, what charges Mexican authorities presented to the judge in seeking to hold him, whether Navarro Montes had petitioned for bail nor the circumstances of his release.
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Posted by: Anonymoose || 06/26/2008 00:00 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1 
Posted by: OldSpook || 06/26/2008 1:04 Comments || Top||

#2  Shocked... yeah right.
Posted by: OldSpook || 06/26/2008 1:06 Comments || Top||

#3  Mexico is not like the states, money still talks there. $20,000 would prolly get you the necessary "clerical error" needed to be released. Chump change to a good smuggler, but big money to a prison official who makes $20 a day.
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 06/26/2008 10:59 Comments || Top||

#4  Could have been a bribe or somebody could have told the judge he was a dead man if he didn't let the suspect walk.
Posted by: Abu Uluque || 06/26/2008 11:53 Comments || Top||

#5  But if a U.S. Border Patrol agent shoots a smuggler he goes to jail and no judge has any sympathy whatsoever.
Posted by: Abu Uluque || 06/26/2008 11:58 Comments || Top||


Europe
Spanish parliament to extend rights to apes
Might as well, no one else in Europe is using them ...
Posted by: Steve White || 06/26/2008 00:00 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Apes, Spanish Socialists... little enough difference in IQ and manners.
Posted by: OldSpook || 06/26/2008 0:59 Comments || Top||

#2  So, what are they going to do with any great apes that are currently in zoos in Spain? Since they have a "right" to be free, they will have to be let go.
Of course, if they are let free, and they have rights, then they should also have responsibilities. Like paying for the room and board the now get for free.
Posted by: Rambler in California || 06/26/2008 2:03 Comments || Top||

#3  Spain doesn't have any native apes or monkeys. Gibraltar claimed by Spain has Barbary Apes, a species of monkey. And like all all monkeys in my personal experience, including Gibraltar's apes, they are nasty, vicious and extremely dangerous animals.

If you want to deal with monkeys, I recommend at least one of the following - mace, cattle prod, handgun.
Posted by: Phil_B || 06/26/2008 4:56 Comments || Top||

#4  "Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death."

-- Planet of the Apes
Posted by: Mike || 06/26/2008 5:38 Comments || Top||

#5  If you want to deal with monkeys, I recommend at least one of the following - mace, cattle prod, handgun.

So, much like politicians then.
Posted by: AzCat || 06/26/2008 10:02 Comments || Top||

#6  arguing that "non-human hominids" like chimpanzees, gorillas, orang-utans and bonobos should enjoy the right to life, freedom and not to be tortured.

Not what I'd call outrageous. They are at least as intelligent as many of our own congress critters. At the rate we're going there won't be an ape anywhere on the planet in a few years. It's a desperate situation that generates questionable legislature like this, but at least somebody is doing something instead of just sitting around with their thumb up their ass.
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 06/26/2008 10:47 Comments || Top||

#7  Can the right to marry be far behind?
Posted by: xbalanke || 06/26/2008 12:27 Comments || Top||

#8  I'm sure a certain ethnic minority would be first in line for multiple monkey wives if they could get benefits for them.
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 06/26/2008 12:42 Comments || Top||

#9  General Ursuss smiles....
Posted by: borgboy || 06/26/2008 14:37 Comments || Top||

#10  Clearly pandering for the primate vote. Don't tell the Democrats.
Posted by: DMFD || 06/26/2008 22:49 Comments || Top||


Home Front: Politix
Oregon Prohibits Initiative Signature Collection Against Lawyers
A judge in Marion County on Wednesday denied an attempt by the sponsors of two citizen initiatives to lift a state-imposed ban on gathering of voter signatures for the initiatives.

Darryl L. Larson, a retired Lane County judge who was temporarily assigned to the case, refused to grant a temporary restraining order against the state Elections Division, which imposed the signature gathering ban.

The two initiatives target trial lawyers, key allies of the Democratic Party. One would limit the amount of contingency fees lawyers could collect in civil cases. The other would require courts to sanction lawyers who file "frivolous" legal claims.

The Elections Division imposed the ban on several initiatives until their sponsors comply with a new state record keeping law. Initiative sponsors have until July 3 to submit voter signatures to qualify for the Nov. 4 general election ballot.

The sponsors of the two initiatives are also seeking to overturn the ban in U.S. District court in Eugene, where they have challenged the constitutionality of the new state law.
Posted by: Anonymoose || 06/26/2008 10:03 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Kinda seems unAmerican. Denying a persons ability to petition the govt. This judge is obviously looking out for his lawyer buddies, I hope he doesn't start a civil uprising.
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 06/26/2008 11:27 Comments || Top||


India-Pakistan
Dispute over girl marrying man of choice: IG ordered to protect girl from parents
Lahore High Court (LHC) Justice MA Zafar directed the inspector general (IG) on Wednesday to ensure that the police did not harm a girl who married on her own will and was in the Darul Amaan.

MA Zafar issued the directions on the petition of Muhammad Hanif who was seeking the recovery of his daughter in law Hina from the illegal custody of her family. The judge on June 18, had sent Hina to the Darul Amaan after recovering her from her family.

Muhammad Hanif had filed a petition, which said that his son Sheraz had married Hina with her free will, two years ago. He said that they were leading a happy life and his son had gone abroad. He added that Hina’s parents persuaded her to come to their house to see her family members, and later detained her.

The judge issued protection orders for the petitioner Hanif and Hina when Hanif informed the court that after the last hearing, the police had beaten him up. He alleged that a deputy inspector general (DIG) was supporting the accused party and had registered fake cases in various police stations against him and his son. Hanif alleged that the police were not letting him enter his house and had also robbed it. He added that his life and property should be protected. He also said that the police squad positioned outside the Darul Amaan were harassing his daughter-in-law.

The judge, however, allowed the father, mother and brothers of the girl to see her in the Darul Amaan every Wednesday from 10:30am to 11am in the presence of the Darul Amaan superintendent. The judge told the superintendent not to let anyone give Hina food. The judge adjourned the hearing till July 7. On the last hearing, Hina had appeared before the court and had said that no one had forced her to marry and that she had married Sheraz on her free will.
Posted by: Fred || 06/26/2008 00:00 || Comments || Link || [5 views] Top|| File under:


Home Front Economy
Washington State Supremes: 6 Months Work Equal 1 Year's Pay
The Washington state Supreme Court says workers who leave their jobs on a voluntary basis can still seek unemployment benefits.

Whether they get those benefits depends on the reason they left their jobs in the first place.

The ruling was handed down last week in the case of Spain v. Employment Security Department and Batey v. Employment Security Department. The case involved two women who quit their jobs, one reportedly citing verbal abuse and the other saying she quit due to disagreements with management. Both were denied unemployment benefits.

The court said when the state legislature enacted unemployment benefit rules, it did not disqualify all workers who voluntarily left their jobs but rather those who left "voluntarily without good cause." The ruling goes on to say the legislature has never defined good cause.

"We must decide whether the statutory list of reasons that do not disqualify an individual from benefits is also an exhaustive list of good cause reasons to voluntarily leave a job without losing benefit eligibility. We conclude it is not," reads the court written opinion.

The court remanded the case back to the state Employment Security Department to determine whether the women had good cause to leave their jobs based on their claims.
Posted by: Anonymoose || 06/26/2008 10:09 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  That's a pretty unfair headline. I've worked some pretty crap jobs before, and quit for darn good reasons. As in, being ordered to serve rotten food, deny discounts to customers, etc. Why should someone who gets laid off hit the jackpot? Hint: in crappy retail and food service jobs, there are almost never layoffs.
Posted by: gromky || 06/26/2008 11:08 Comments || Top||

#2  So you only have to work 1 out of every 3 years in Washington?

Sweet.
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 06/26/2008 11:29 Comments || Top||

#3  The trouble is many fold. First of all, unemployment comes out of the pocket of both the employer and the taxpayer.

If there is an economic downturn, this makes employers think twice, because if they fire employees, they will still have to pay them. So they do not gleefully fire employees on a whim.

However, when you quit a job, you quit as an individual. Why should your ex-employer, or the taxpayer, pay unemployment for nothing? Anyone can think up an excuse about how they were oppressed at the job they quit.

This is why the rule has always been that if you quit, it is your problem, but if you are fired, you deserve employment. Quitting is your choice.
Posted by: Anonymoose || 06/26/2008 13:56 Comments || Top||

#4  Here in California at least, I contribute to unemployment with every paycheck - it's called unemployment insurance. When I leave an employer voluntarily, as I did last year when it became perfectly clear that I was not going to receive the promotion I was seeking and that management was going to maximize its profits at the cost of decreased safety for its employees and those we worked for and with, why should the employer have the final say on whether or not I receive unemployment benefits when I worked for them a mere 2 weeks and was grandfathered into their employment when my previous company lost the contract where I worked? Why should any employer have the right to deny me unemployment benefits when I have been paying on that unemployment insurance policy for many years? That's my money, not theirs and not the state's. Granted that the employer contributes to the policy, but that's an issue between them and the state and the unions, not between the employer and the employee.

PS. My claim was deined by an employer I had worked for for 2 weeks, as explained above, and later denied on appeal when the adjudicator sided with the employer. So, 4 years worth of paying into that unemployment insurance policy went for nothing and it amounted to hundreds or thousands of dollars paid it - for what? Nada, zip, zero, nothing - and you bet your ass I'm bitter about that!

Posted by: FOTSGreg || 06/26/2008 14:23 Comments || Top||



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