Larry Correia is the New York Times bestselling author of the Monster Hunter and The Grimnoir Chronicles series:
Now you know the truth. A secret cabal of bestselling writers has been sabotaging the US economy all this time. Sure, you may have thought that our situation was caused by stuff like out of control government spending, or onerous regulations, or our complete lack of coherent energy policy, or the devaluation of the dollar, or people/companies living beyond their means and then expecting the tax payers to bail them out, or entitlements that are mathematically impossible to pay, or employers being afraid to hire because of fear of ObamaCare and coming taxes, or the quadrupling of our debt over the last couple of years, but NO. That would be silly!
It has been because of us bestselling authors all along.
If only we paid our fair share, then all your problems would go away.
Yes, I am a New York Times bestselling author, and as such (according to our esteemed President who would never embellish the truth) I am part of the problem. It was a good feeling to get a book on the bestseller list, but then all my dreams came true when I was given my Secret Bestselling Author Tax-Evasion Decoder Ring.
I recall with great fondness my first meeting with this illustrious secret society of bestselling novelists at the Bohemian Roundtable Pizza. Michael Crichton was presiding (hes not really dead, he just didnt want to fill out his 1040ES for that quarters royalties). I was taught the Secret Handshake, the Mysterious Loophole, the Truth about Global Warming, and then we had milkshakes. Afterward, Robert Heinlein and I stole a flying saucer from Area 51, went joyriding, and laser-mutilated some cows just to mess with people. It was totally awesome. You guys really should write bestselling novels too. I cant recommend it enough.
So yeah, being a bestseller is pretty sweet, but when I found out this morning that it also upsets Barack Obama, it became soooooooo much sweeter.
You might be saying, But Correia, dont you still have a day job? And Id say, why yes I do. In fact, I have a full time job as a finance manager and I spend the equivalent number of hours of a second full time job writing novels. And then you would say But Correia, didnt you complain back on tax day about what an unreasonably high percentage of your royalties you have to send to the government in quarterly self-employment withholdings? And I might reply with, SHUT UP! I AM TOO PART OF A SUPER AWESOME SECRET SOCIETY! The president said so!
Now now, Correia Even though youve gotten onto the NYT bestseller list, youre just a working stiff like the rest of us, arent you?
*Sniff* Nu uh Milkshakes and space aliens with the guy that wrote Andromeda Strain!
Okay, you got me. I work two full-time jobs. My wife has been a stay-at-home mom for the last 11 years. That was our choice and we were glad to make the sacrifice, because I have intelligent, awesome, confident, well-behaved kids. We live in a really nice house in the mountains that I bought because some rich people overextended themselves and I was ready to swoop in with a down payment because wed scrimped, saved, and spent the last 7 years in a cheap house that we had bought out of foreclosure. I have never bought a new car nor made a car payment. We are very frugal. Ive never paid interest on a credit card in my life, and pay off the full balance every month. I did the debt snowball and paid off my student loans 6 years early. I have an emergency fund, but no extra fun money because Ive been making double house payments in the hopes of not having any debt whatsoever. Then, when the mortgage is gone in a couple years, I plan to just be a writer, and only work something easy, like 50 or 60 hours a week.
Despite the fact that I grew up poor, put myself through college and was poor, got married and started having kids in college and was poor, then scraped and fought and worked until I broke into the middle-class, then started my own business and became poor again, then sold the business and was unemployed and poor, then finally found a great job and started climbing out of the hole, then started selling books, and all of a sudden
According to Obama, Im rich! Good thing Im a workaholic!
Now, once a quarter I get to send the government a gigantic chunk of what I make. The harder I work, the higher a percentage they take. When I complain about this, liberals tell me that I should be thankful that I get to live in America, where despite the fact that Ive tried really hard my whole life to make good choices, I have the privilege of paying for their bad choices! Wow. When you put it that way, it sure does sound like Im one of those rich guys, soaking the system.
The president just warned me that Im not off the hook, though. Thank goodness. I would hate for somebody to look at where I am today and think that Id gotten here through working really hard and making good decisions, even though they were difficult or painful!
Oh, and I just LOVE the end of the video, where the president says that nobody is talking about raising taxes right now. Hes not going to raise taxes until 2013! (which is so very far way. Well have flying cars and jetpacks by then!). 2013 is like a whole year and a half in the future Right after the next presidential election, when hopefully we can finally toss this narcissistic douche bag out of the office, so then hell only be a bestselling author.
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Perts are still waiting to see iff Syria = "Baby Assad" + Regime will be inspired to formally break wid Iran + align wid post-Mubarak EGYPT + MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD.
Or try to, since q number of same also don't believe Iran will take the departure of Syria nicely.
[MAXWELL "ITS JUST NOT NICENESS" SMART = AGENT 86 here].
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Islams foes see the coming revival of Islam, and they know what that means and they know what it means for their policies, Imam said
Actually Imam ol boy, most people in the west don't have a fucking clue as to what you and your savage bretheren are up to. Most folks don't even realize that you and your ilk consider anyone who doesn't subscribe completly to your primitive ideology as one of "Islams foes". The level of ignorance gets worse when you consider much of the western media still celebrates the "Arab Spring" as a step twoards "Democracy". And as far a the real lever-pullers go? Well hells bells, the US head of intelligence recently testified that he beleives the Mo Bros is a "largely secular organization that has eschewed violence. But hey, I'm sure that's the kind of bluster that really winds up your Jihadi butt-brothers.
* "Communism/Socialism in One Country" = "Islam/Sharia in One Country"???
COLD WAR US-NATO vs. SOVIET/COMMIE BLOC = post-COLD WAR, 9-11 US-NATO vs. soon-to-be-Nukulaar ISLAMIC BLOC.
As for RISING CHINA = future ISLAMIC? CHINA [Asia], that is still being written as we speak -methinks its safe to say Mackinder of
"Mackinder's World Island", + Marx + Lenin, etc. didn't foresee any Muslim takeover of same.
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IIRC QUOTE > IRGC GROUND FORCES BRIGADIER GEN. Mohammad Pakpour = "The Decay + Defeat of the Different Revolutions in the World, which had SOCIALIST, MARXIST, + OTHER ROOTS, have proven to the People of the World that those Movements which do not have a DIVINE ORIGIN CANNOT SUCCEED".
VERY SIMILAR TO THOSE MADE BY MANY PERTS + ANALYSTS, ETC. IN THE US-NATO/WEST DURING THE US-SOVIET COLD WAR.
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