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2007-01-04 Fifth Column

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Posted by Fred 2007-01-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I've spent all my time in office making Jimmy look good (by comparison). What am I supposed to do now --- strap a suicide vest on?

Posted by Bill Clinton 2007-01-04 00:06|| 2007-01-04 00:06|| Front Page Top

#2 Sorry, BJ. You can keep the title of Worst President (by a pubic hair), but Jimmeh gets Worst Former President.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2007-01-04 00:20|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2007-01-04 00:20|| Front Page Top

#3 It has been weekend at bernies all week. Instead of electing Ford, who had understanding of doctrine, the American people (TM) elected this dingbat to lead them into misery, decline, and ever more moral challenges bereft of truth or logic. There is no room for you in the mansion, jimmiah.

Sounds like a southpark thing. ehh?

Posted by newc">newc 2007-01-04 01:10|| 2007-01-04 01:10|| Front Page Top

#4 Hmmm, has he registered as a foreign agent?
Just wondering is all...

Posted by DanNY 2007-01-04 06:24|| 2007-01-04 06:24|| Front Page Top

#5 Yeah, I'll admit it. I hate jews. What the Carter Center is also woking on is how to get rid of those damn killer rabbits and how to remove the lust out of my heart.

Posted by Jimmy Carter 2007-01-04 08:28|| 2007-01-04 08:28|| Front Page Top

#6 Jimmy is just following an example in the 'bible' and selling people out for a few pieces of silver...

Posted by CrazyFool 2007-01-04 08:41|| 2007-01-04 08:41|| Front Page Top

#7 Giuliani smelled the quid pro quo and wasn't a man who could be bought.

And, then, Cynthia McKinney (D-"da ATL") was willing to accept the Prince's money to her campaign. Looks like the east side of Atlanta needs a good cleansing enema, between the Carter Center and ~~Memorial Drive~~ Cynthia McKinney Highway.

Maybe we could send in the National Guard to "da east side of da ATL" after they get done with Baghdad. Would improve BOTH cities greatly.

Posted by BA 2007-01-04 10:27|| 2007-01-04 10:27|| Front Page Top

#8 Why wasn't Jimmah over in Iraq inspecting the gallows prior to Saddass's drop ?

Posted by SpecOp35 2007-01-04 11:03|| 2007-01-04 11:03|| Front Page Top

#9 "Because I'm Jimmy Carter...Male Prostitute!"

Posted by tu3031 2007-01-04 14:49|| 2007-01-04 14:49|| Front Page Top

#10 I have to disagree, Jackel. Bill Clinton was the blow-job king, but he didn't screw the entire world quite like Jimmah Kahtah did. I'm a stamp collector. You can see the effects of jimmah's disaster not only in US inflation, but in domino-effect inflation in postal rates throughout the world. Jimmah's stupidity in meddling in the US economy had worldwide consequences. If there's ever been a man that deserved to be struck down by God's wrath, it's peanut-boy.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2007-01-04 15:45|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2007-01-04 15:45|| Front Page Top

#11 You can see the effects of jimmah's disaster not only in US inflation, but in domino-effect inflation in postal rates throughout the world.

Cool insight OP.

Posted by Shipman 2007-01-04 17:35|| 2007-01-04 17:35|| Front Page Top

#12 Yeah, if he did not have that d@mn oar in his hand, I would have finished him years before he could have done any damage!!!!

Posted by Killer Rabbit 2007-01-04 22:52|| 2007-01-04 22:52|| Front Page Top

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