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2005-01-09 China-Japan-Koreas
N Korea wages war on a new enemy - long hair.
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Posted by Paul Moloney 2005-01-09 12:07:20 AM|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 So what do you call the hair style sported by their freakish leader?
Posted by Classical_Liberal 2005-01-09 1:43:15 AM||   2005-01-09 1:43:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Nuveau Pouffi? ;-)
Posted by .com 2005-01-09 1:50:47 AM||   2005-01-09 1:50:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Sakes. Talk about intrusive....
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-01-09 4:09:23 AM||   2005-01-09 4:09:23 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 They can kiss my fuzzy white butt. I'd even move my hair out of the way for it.
Posted by Dishman  2005-01-09 5:11:41 AM||   2005-01-09 5:11:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 The propaganda drive . . . stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

Thing is, if you remember Woodstock and Abbie Hoffman, you start to think that they might have a point.
Posted by Mike  2005-01-09 7:39:33 AM||   2005-01-09 7:39:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Uh, Dear LoserLeader, how about mullets? They're only half long.
Posted by Spot  2005-01-09 10:50:44 AM||   2005-01-09 10:50:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 What next? State guidelines for nail clipping?
Posted by Tom 2005-01-09 11:36:23 AM||   2005-01-09 11:36:23 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 " "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy."

Maybe they've been studying the US - comparing the stringly long haired anarchist lefty stoners (liek the ones on DU) to the high-and-tight US Marines and Army Ranger, and seen how effective each of them are compared to the other...

This is fun stuff, the only thing missing is the Juche.
Posted by OldSpook 2005-01-09 11:59:46 AM||   2005-01-09 11:59:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle.

Army First Man Lives!
Posted by Shipman 2005-01-09 12:32:38 PM||   2005-01-09 12:32:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Sorry Ship, but if this is Army First Man, he's been discharged.

Or recovering from a long illness, and this is his assigned therapy.
Posted by Ptah  2005-01-09 2:04:30 PM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]  2005-01-09 2:04:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 mmmm collect the clippings for Juche: Hair Soup!
Posted by Frank G  2005-01-09 2:08:55 PM||   2005-01-09 2:08:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 OH, gaaaak! That's disgusting, Frank...
Posted by Dave D. 2005-01-09 2:21:30 PM||   2005-01-09 2:21:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Very fews Norks can afford a Van de Graaf generator like Dear Leader.
Posted by AJackson 2005-01-09 3:17:42 PM||   2005-01-09 3:17:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

Bwahahahaha!

Hair growth rate remains largely unaffected by length and utilizes the same amount of dietary nutrients regardless. Backing up intrusive statist dictates with pseudoscience only makes it all the more ridiculous. Fricking morons!

Trust a country with institutionalized starvation to come up with this sort of unmitigated bullshit.
Posted by Zenster 2005-01-09 4:18:42 PM||   2005-01-09 4:18:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Hair Soup!

I prefer hair pie, thank-you-very-much!
Posted by Zenster 2005-01-09 4:20:07 PM||   2005-01-09 4:20:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 ...long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

That explains Barbara Streisand...
Posted by Pappy 2005-01-09 10:18:20 PM||   2005-01-09 10:18:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.


It is on this note that we announce the First Annual Glorious Socialist Worker's Pube Census.
Posted by BH 2005-01-09 10:52:17 PM||   2005-01-09 10:52:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 " "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy."

Maybe they've been studying the US - comparing the stringly long haired anarchist lefty stoners (liek the ones on DU) to the high-and-tight US Marines and Army Ranger, and seen how effective each of them are compared to the other...

This is fun stuff, the only thing missing is the Juche.
Posted by OldSpook 2005-01-09 11:59:46 AM||   2005-01-09 11:59:46 AM|| Front Page Top

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Posted by OldSpook 2005-01-09 11:59:46 AM||   2005-01-09 11:59:46 AM|| Front Page Top

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