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2014-01-09 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

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Posted by Fred 2014-01-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 The local Mickey D's which I patronize has lately times run out of plastic-eating utensils, milk, + has been seemingly been putting thinner-sliced beef patties in its sammiches.

Going the way of Xerox paper, toiletries, + hand soap.

COINCIDENCE, YOU SAY, I THINK NOT!

D *** NGED SOLAR FLARE!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2014-01-09 00:33|| 2014-01-09 00:33|| Front Page Top

Perhaps I can finally lose some weight.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-01-09 03:13|| 2014-01-09 03:13|| Front Page Top

#3 Any word from Hormel about SPAM supplies?

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2014-01-09 08:37|| 2014-01-09 08:37|| Front Page Top

#4 ...Nimble is on to something. Velveeta is to cheese as Spam is to ham.

Maybe the USDA has some "cheese" left over from the 90's that can be "quantitatively eased" into the market to prevent rioting..?

Posted by Uncle Phester 2014-01-09 09:45|| 2014-01-09 09:45|| Front Page Top

#5 This is why we have the Strategic Cheese Reserve.

Posted by Grunter 2014-01-09 10:45|| 2014-01-09 10:45|| Front Page Top

#6 >Velveeta is to cheese as Spam is to ham.

From viewing pictures of this alleged cheese that looks to be true.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2014-01-09 11:13|| 2014-01-09 11:13|| Front Page Top

#7 As long as Cheez Whiz supplies are okay there's nothing to worry about.

Posted by AlanC 2014-01-09 11:31|| 2014-01-09 11:31|| Front Page Top

#8 ...AlanC is correct...not having to cut said cheese will save much trouble...

Posted by Uncle Phester 2014-01-09 11:42|| 2014-01-09 11:42|| Front Page Top

#9 I thought the Obama White House was the strategic cheese reserve.

Al

Posted by Frozen Al 2014-01-09 11:45|| 2014-01-09 11:45|| Front Page Top

#10 I've heard that in Hawaii they keep warehouses full of SPAM just to make sure they never get into this kind of situation.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2014-01-09 11:46|| 2014-01-09 11:46|| Front Page Top

#11 ..AlanC is correct...not having to cut said cheese will save much trouble...

Ok. Who cut the cheese? Or should that be who moved my cheese?

(this thread is getting rather cheesy...)

Posted by CrazyFool 2014-01-09 11:56|| 2014-01-09 11:56|| Front Page Top

#12 (this thread is getting rather cheesy...)

That's right, y'all cheddar knock it off before it gets silly.

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-01-09 12:06|| 2014-01-09 12:06|| Front Page Top

#13 :...If you like your Velveeta, you can keep your Velveeta..."

Posted by Uncle Phester 2014-01-09 12:17|| 2014-01-09 12:17|| Front Page Top

#14 From viewing pictures of this alleged cheese that looks to be true.

Velveeta is to cheese as Vegemite is to Marmite.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2014-01-09 12:45|| 2014-01-09 12:45|| Front Page Top

#15 Perhaps this is whey off base, but -

Smoothness and melt ability are promoted as its properties that result by reincorporating the whey with the curd.

So I suppose one curd argue it's Miss Muffet food.

Posted by Bobby 2014-01-09 13:08|| 2014-01-09 13:08|| Front Page Top

#16 If you mix Swiss cheese with guacamole do yyou get Holy Mole?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-01-09 14:49|| 2014-01-09 14:49|| Front Page Top

#17 well, we know it wasn't a shelf-life thang

Posted by Frank G 2014-01-09 15:21|| 2014-01-09 15:21|| Front Page Top

#18 Velveeta looks like the dried end I cut off the cheddar when the plastic wrap slipped off in the fridge.

Come to Wisconsin and we'll treat you to cheese curds so fresh, they squeak when you bite into them.

Posted by mom 2014-01-09 15:25|| 2014-01-09 15:25|| Front Page Top

#19 I long to go to the fall farmer's market on the capital square in Madison.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-01-09 16:20|| 2014-01-09 16:20|| Front Page Top

#20 Mom - do you mean what we called 'squeaky cheese' here in Washington State. Used to live in Mt. Vernon close to the Cascade Cheese Factory there (some time ago). Stop by every once in a while and get some squeaky cheese.

Of course I'm sure Wisconsin has much more and bigger.

Posted by CrazyFool 2014-01-09 17:44|| 2014-01-09 17:44|| Front Page Top

#21 And you can also get really good squeaky cheese in Tillamook Oregon, AND they have a pretty good Warbirds museum about a half mile south in one of the last WWII blimp hangars.
Go for the birds, stay for the curds.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2014-01-09 21:15|| 2014-01-09 21:15|| Front Page Top

#22 #16 Deacon - go to your room.

Now.

Posted by Barbara 2014-01-09 21:39|| 2014-01-09 21:39|| Front Page Top

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