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2022-01-09 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Police discover live deer in car trunk in DUI stop

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Posted by Fred 2022-01-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 Fast Food.

Posted by Blackbeard Barnsmell6454 2022-01-09 01:56|| 2022-01-09 01:56|| Front Page Top

#2 The deer had COVID and they were taking it to get tested.

Posted by Too Old To Work 2022-01-09 08:38|| 2022-01-09 08:38|| Front Page Top

#3 Jane Doe ?

Posted by Besoeker 2022-01-09 08:40|| 2022-01-09 08:40|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ Nicely done

Posted by Frank G 2022-01-09 08:48|| 2022-01-09 08:48|| Front Page Top

#5 Drive-ins charge a huge amount to for deer.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2022-01-09 10:50|| 2022-01-09 10:50|| Front Page Top

#6 Venison's better when fresh

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-01-09 11:18|| 2022-01-09 11:18|| Front Page Top

#7 Reminded of the corny old penguin thing my mom liked telling.

A cop stops two guys with a gnu.
"I stopped you two yesterday, too!
My instruction to you?"
"'Take that gnu to the zoo!'"
"Which we did."
"Dude, for true!"
[an agreeable moo]
"Then we went to the game..."
"Where he seemed almost tame..."
"So we thought he might sit in a pew."

Posted by Phavimble Pholurong2922 2022-01-09 13:25|| 2022-01-09 13:25|| Front Page Top

#8 How much had the deer had to drink that they put it in the trunk?

Posted by ed in texas 2022-01-09 15:12|| 2022-01-09 15:12|| Front Page Top

#9 If you're going to do deer sushi, you've got to do it right.

Posted by KBK 2022-01-09 23:20|| 2022-01-09 23:20|| Front Page Top

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