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2006-02-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Paris Hilton may play movie Mother Teresa
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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-02-15 07:46|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 . . . convincing thespian tendencies. . . .

So that whole "Paris & Nicole" thing had a whole 'nother level to it, did it?
Posted by Mike 2006-02-15 09:27||   2006-02-15 09:27|| Front Page Top

#2 Even more incredible than Paris playing Mother Theresa is Upyer Khadami's plans to have her play a virgin in his new movie "The (After)Life of Mohammed".
Posted by DoDo 2006-02-15 11:44||   2006-02-15 11:44|| Front Page Top

#3 She'd be better cast as the underground comic character, "Amazing Grace, the Leather Nun, Mother Superior of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgenece".
Posted by Elmomoque Ulert8305 2006-02-15 13:38||   2006-02-15 13:38|| Front Page Top

#4 "Indulgence", dammit.
Posted by EU8305 2006-02-15 13:39||   2006-02-15 13:39|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey, isn't that a "Marshal law" reference, or am I mistaken?
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-02-15 13:57||   2006-02-15 13:57|| Front Page Top

#6 

I think he just wants to nick a little Hilton nookie myself. I find her to be loathsome myself.

NF
Posted by Nuck Fozzle2168 2006-02-15 14:05||   2006-02-15 14:05|| Front Page Top

#7 Madonna busy?
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-02-15 14:29||   2006-02-15 14:29|| Front Page Top

#8 she needs a butt bra
Posted by Frank G 2006-02-15 14:46||   2006-02-15 14:46|| Front Page Top

#9 thats a little harsh Frank.

I don't think her butt does much vertical time.
Posted by RD 2006-02-15 16:59||   2006-02-15 16:59|| Front Page Top

#10 Slick Willie would go NUTS if he saw that blue dress.
Posted by Besoeker 2006-02-15 18:43||   2006-02-15 18:43|| Front Page Top

#11 RD - Defamer.com had pix of her from teh front where you could see her cheeks hanging down...something weird going on that nobody could explain, I mean she's NOT fat, she just needs a butt bra
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-02-15 20:24||   2006-02-15 20:24|| Front Page Top

#12 Well, Viggo Mordor's Man Mortensen played Aragorn in LotR.
Posted by Korora">Korora  2006-02-15 21:06||   2006-02-15 21:06|| Front Page Top

#13 Well, as long as no muslims are offended, s'okay wit me.
Posted by Hupomoger Clans9827 2006-02-15 21:51||   2006-02-15 21:51|| Front Page Top

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