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2009-02-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Leonardo must convert to wed Israeli model: paper

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Posted by Fred 2009-02-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 tell the father to bug off.
It's a free world.

Posted by Craiger tse Tung7619 2009-02-19 00:42|| 2009-02-19 00:42|| Front Page Top

#2 D *** NG IT, and here I was thinking the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE's "LEONARDO" > OOOOOOPPSIES, MY BAD!?

Posted by JosephMendiola 2009-02-19 00:51|| 2009-02-19 00:51|| Front Page Top

#3 Screw it. Get married in Cyprus, Leonardo. It's far easier.

Posted by gorb 2009-02-19 02:04|| 2009-02-19 02:04|| Front Page Top

#4 I'd be getting fitted for a yarmulke this afternoon. That's a lot to give up simply to continue to vote Republican.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-02-19 07:54|| 2009-02-19 07:54|| Front Page Top

#5 Dear old Dad has got the Shiksa thing all confused.

Posted by rammer">rammer 2009-02-19 08:02|| http://216.69.151.141/blog/]">[http://216.69.151.141/blog/] 2009-02-19 08:02|| Front Page Top

#6 where's the picture "a shattered country longs to care about stupid bullshit again." Seems it would be fitting for this.

Posted by Unens McGurque aka Broadhead6 2009-02-19 08:29|| 2009-02-19 08:29|| Front Page Top

#7 This article is worthless without photos.

And I'm not talking about photos of Leo.

Posted by Parabellum 2009-02-19 09:24|| 2009-02-19 09:24|| Front Page Top

#8 Google Images, Parabellum, Google Images.

Woozers.

Posted by Steve White 2009-02-19 09:39|| 2009-02-19 09:39|| Front Page Top

#9 I'd convert

Without a 2nd thought

Posted by Beavis 2009-02-19 09:57|| 2009-02-19 09:57|| Front Page Top

#10 sex is better than ham.

-archie bunker

Posted by Andy Ulusoque aka Broadhead6 2009-02-19 10:12|| 2009-02-19 10:12|| Front Page Top

#11 Besoeker, even yet most baby boys in America are routinely circumcised, for hygiene reasons. All Mr. DiCaprio would have to give up is pork and shellfish for the three years or so of the conversion process (there's an awful lot to learn, especially as only Orthodox conversions are recognized in Israel, a sore point with the majority Reform and Conservative rabbis in the U.S.). If Miss Refaeli disagrees with her Pappa, she only need say so... although it isn't clear whether Mr. DiCaprio actually proposed to her or merely announced vague intentions to reporters.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-02-19 10:30|| 2009-02-19 10:30|| Front Page Top

#12 where's the picture "a shattered country longs to care about stupid bullshit again." Seems it would be fitting for this.

Amen, brudda, Amen.

Posted by mrp 2009-02-19 10:44|| 2009-02-19 10:44|| Front Page Top

#13 The guy is 10 years her senior, born raised and works in LA, and willingly made The Beach - as a father, well, that he even has a chance with her's...

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-02-19 11:03|| 2009-02-19 11:03|| Front Page Top

#14 Wimp! Why doesn't Leonardo's father insist that Bar convert to Catholicism?

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2009-02-19 11:08|| 2009-02-19 11:08|| Front Page Top

#15 I'm with Beavis. I'd happily convert and grow curly sibeburns down to my waist to marry her.

Posted by eltoroverde 2009-02-19 14:29|| 2009-02-19 14:29|| Front Page Top

#16 As Woody Allen once said of a beautiful lass: "I'd sell my mother to the Arabs for that woman!"

Posted by borgboy 2009-02-19 15:56|| 2009-02-19 15:56|| Front Page Top

#17 Conversion in Israel is somewhat dicey at the moment. He would be well advised to convert somewhere else, then get married somewhere else (say Cyprus), then they visit her parents in Israel whenever they find the time.

Posted by mhw 2009-02-19 16:02|| 2009-02-19 16:02|| Front Page Top

#18 Given the rumors concerning his...ah...orientation and all, I'd say there has been at least one conversion already.

Posted by Ho Chi Ebbert7691 2009-02-19 17:58|| 2009-02-19 17:58|| Front Page Top

#19 Have you two lovebirds considered Scientology?

Posted by Tom Cruise 2009-02-19 18:39|| 2009-02-19 18:39|| Front Page Top

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