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2005-03-05 Caribbean-Latin America

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Posted by Fred 2005-03-05 00:00:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ....Hello, I'm Mike, and I'd like to talk to you about Noriega's Disease, which cripples many national leaders each year and even kills some. What are the symptoms?
*Threats to cut off something we can take any time we want
*Irrational beliefs that we're trying to kill them
*Vague hints of plots, conspiracies
*Use of the word 'imperialism'
*Schmoozing with Castro
*Complete inability to realize what he's screwing with
It's probably too late for Hugo, but we here at Rantburg - in cooperation with the US Department of Defense - are working on a cure. However, we need your help. Please - send what you can to:

NORIEGA DISEASE RESEARCH FOUNDATION
1 Pentagon Way
Arlington, VA

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-03-05 12:34:45 AM|| 2005-03-05 12:34:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 I'd gladly send you some spare change, Mike, but the CIA put poison in the stamp glue and FBI is monitoring my email...

Posted by Seafarious 2005-03-05 12:44:40 AM|| 2005-03-05 12:44:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 "Chavez makes faces..."

You mean like happy/sad faces? or crazy/scary or wacky/weird faces?

Posted by noface 2005-03-05 3:31:40 AM|| 2005-03-05 3:31:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 He should have consulted with the Saudis first. In a fit of seething they cut off the oil supply after the 1967 war. At some point Kissinger went over there and told them if they didn't start pumping again, we would take over the "strip". They got the message. (Too bad we didn't take it over anyway.)

Posted by HV 2005-03-05 8:32:06 AM|| 2005-03-05 8:32:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Seafarious,
I understand your concerns. Why, just this morning, I heard odd sounds outside my window, and

*PFFT*
*thwack*
...Rosebud... *THUD*

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-03-05 10:31:40 AM|| 2005-03-05 10:31:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 ...the CIA put poison in the stamp glue...

Even in the self-stick ones? Those bastards!

Posted by Angie Schultz 2005-03-05 1:00:04 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2005-03-05 1:00:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Hugo, baby -

Take two PAXIL¹ and don't call us in the morning.

¹-Anti-dementia mediaction

Posted by BigEd 2005-03-05 1:03:40 PM|| 2005-03-05 1:03:40 PM|| Front Page Top

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