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2018-03-16 Home Front: Politix
Hillay Fractures Her Wrist In The Bathtub
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Posted by Raj 2018-03-16 11:04|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ]  Top

#1 Oh dear. I hope it wasn't her drinking arm.
Posted by SteveS 2018-03-16 11:13||   2018-03-16 11:13|| Front Page Top

#2 I am trying very hard to keep that visual image out of my brain.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2018-03-16 13:34||   2018-03-16 13:34|| Front Page Top

#3 The short answer is yes.

The natural instinct is to save the drink at the expense of the fall. The expert, however, is ambidextrous. Furthermore, the professional is simultaneous in skill.

Seeing how she is on 'official duty' and in the bathtub at 4 am, she was likely still trying to sober up when she reached for the bottle for a second glass of wine she lost traction and saved the bottle at the expense of her default pouring limb.
Posted by swksvolFF 2018-03-16 13:35||   2018-03-16 13:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Loren Visser on broken arms...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk_NuqIXhtA
Posted by M. Murcek 2018-03-16 14:17||   2018-03-16 14:17|| Front Page Top

#5 so now somebody has to wipe her butt for her?
Posted by 3dc 2018-03-16 14:31||   2018-03-16 14:31|| Front Page Top

#6 3dc, you are EVIL! I didn't need to read that.
Anyway, my input is asking what kind of bourbon was in the tub?
Posted by Sholung Mussolini1023 2018-03-16 14:41||   2018-03-16 14:41|| Front Page Top

#7 what kind of bourbon

Her ego would suggest Heaven Hill. Her taste suggests Ten High...
Posted by M. Murcek 2018-03-16 14:45||   2018-03-16 14:45|| Front Page Top

#8 4A.M.? Why can't she just decide to take leisurely and stealthy stroll through some random upizlla and then when the drunken stupor sets in, forgets where she is and begin beating on doors, trying to find a way in. Surely some concerned spidey-sense-equipped individual would aletrt the RAB to investi- (bangety-bangety-bang)gate......
Posted by USN, Ret.  2018-03-16 14:56||   2018-03-16 14:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Sorry USN. Ret, cows are revered there
Posted by Frank G 2018-03-16 15:03||   2018-03-16 15:03|| Front Page Top

#10 Dammit Frank..don't get funny when I'm trying to drink a Coke. You know how much it hurts when you blow it out your nose!
Posted by Warthog 2018-03-16 15:44||   2018-03-16 15:44|| Front Page Top

#11 When cows laugh, does milk shoot out their nose?
Posted by SteveS 2018-03-16 16:23||   2018-03-16 16:23|| Front Page Top

#12 When hillary laughs, my cremaster muscle spasms...
Posted by M. Murcek 2018-03-16 16:36||   2018-03-16 16:36|| Front Page Top

#13 taken to the private Goyal Hospital

Hmm. That can't be right.
Posted by Slerelet Stalin5955 2018-03-16 16:42||   2018-03-16 16:42|| Front Page Top

#14 Re. #9: Dammit Frank, I must be getting old; took me 3 reads to get your humor. but why would YOU diss the cows like that????
Posted by USN, Ret.  2018-03-16 18:10||   2018-03-16 18:10|| Front Page Top

#15 Snark o’the Day to this entire thread.
Posted by trailing wife 2018-03-16 18:27||   2018-03-16 18:27|| Front Page Top

#16 "Help, I've fallen and they're going to prop me up."
Posted by ed in texas 2018-03-16 18:59||   2018-03-16 18:59|| Front Page Top

#17 Dennis Miller said she broke it patting herself on the back too hard.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2018-03-16 19:25||   2018-03-16 19:25|| Front Page Top

#18 Too much hanging out with the cremaster muscle. This whole thread has seared, ah say SEARED into my memory. Thanks a lot folks.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2018-03-16 19:50||   2018-03-16 19:50|| Front Page Top

#19 
Posted by Anomalous Sources 2018-03-16 20:46||   2018-03-16 20:46|| Front Page Top

#20 So, no more handjobs for staff, eh?
Posted by Skidmark 2018-03-16 21:33||   2018-03-16 21:33|| Front Page Top

#21 Hmm. That can't be right.

Would be if they grounded her.
Posted by gorb 2018-03-16 22:55||   2018-03-16 22:55|| Front Page Top

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