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2005-03-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by mojo 2005-03-18 11:00:04 AM|| || Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wouldn't it be easier all round for them to move into the cage with Moe?

Posted by James 2005-03-18 12:03:01 PM|| [http://www.idontknowbut.blogspot.com] 2005-03-18 12:03:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 The Davisesâ attorney, Gloria Allred, says "the family had not ruled out legal action against the sanctuaryâs owners."

Thus assuring Ms. Allred of even more face time on CNN...

Posted by tu3031 2005-03-18 12:04:52 PM|| 2005-03-18 12:04:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 What's the big deal? Their own chimp is a biter, too, so they should be accustomed to such things.

Posted by trailing wife 2005-03-18 12:23:37 PM|| 2005-03-18 12:23:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Suddenly, as animal control entered the sanctuary, one of the chimpanzees broke into song...

How many roads must an ape walk down
Before you donât call him monkey?
Yes, 'n' how many times must we pick all the locks
Before we can be truly free?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the rotten apples fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many times must a ape look up
Before cages bars dissappear?
Yes, 'n' how many times must we jump a man
Before he begins to cry?
Yes, 'n' how many cakes does that man have to bring
Before he understands he has to share?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many years can a place like this exist
Before it's burnt to the ground?
Yes, 'n' how many years can we stay in this dump
Before all the apes can be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can keepers turn their heads,
Pretending they just do not care?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Posted by Ogeretla 2005 2005-03-18 1:02:10 PM|| 2005-03-18 1:02:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Attaching the word "attorney" to Ms. Allred is pretty generous. The venerable title of "Self-promoting media HO" lacking much in the way of original thought would be more on the mark. I think Allred should join her clients in the cage with Moe. I would watch CNN to see that.

Posted by Bushwhacker 2005-03-18 1:26:12 PM|| 2005-03-18 1:26:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 LOL Og!

Posted by Shipman 2005-03-18 1:43:50 PM|| 2005-03-18 1:43:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Gee, at first I thought this was about some new Bushitlerian humiliation of the LLL.

Posted by AlanC 2005-03-18 2:01:39 PM|| 2005-03-18 2:01:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Hey, I'd pay good money to see our Commander-in-Chimp bite off Koffi's nose in a Texas Cage match.

Posted by SteveS 2005-03-18 6:40:20 PM|| 2005-03-18 6:40:20 PM|| Front Page Top

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