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2019-04-02 Science & Technology
Robots given a sense of humour could KILL because they might think it's funny
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Posted by Skidmark 2019-04-02 07:23|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ]  Top

#1 Hope they don't show them any Roadrunner cartoons......
Posted by Angurt Uleack7789 2019-04-02 09:04||   2019-04-02 09:04|| Front Page Top

#2 If they get a load of Cortez, we are all dead.
Posted by Woodrow 2019-04-02 09:37||   2019-04-02 09:37|| Front Page Top

#3 "I'll be back" - that's where it all started, man!
Posted by Raj 2019-04-02 09:45||   2019-04-02 09:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Program in the three laws of robotics.
Posted by rjschwarz 2019-04-02 09:59||   2019-04-02 09:59|| Front Page Top

#5 ...but then they'll get a robotic SCOTUS that will say the programming don't mean what is written.
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-04-02 10:04||   2019-04-02 10:04|| Front Page Top

#6 Just don't train your neural networks by showing them Three Stooges videos.
Posted by SteveS 2019-04-02 10:17||   2019-04-02 10:17|| Front Page Top

#7 Didn't they watch the Star Trek Next Generation episode where they installed a humor chip in Data?
Posted by Rambler in Virginia  2019-04-02 11:10||   2019-04-02 11:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Best compliment I ever got: At my old neighborhood watering hole, a new hire asked me, "Don't you ever smile?" Before I could answer, an old hand behind the bar said, "Be careful. When he smiles it means something bad is about to happen..."
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-04-02 11:47||   2019-04-02 11:47|| Front Page Top

#9 "Be careful. When he smiles it means something bad is about to happen..." which doesn't mean it's not funny.
Posted by AlanC 2019-04-02 12:18||   2019-04-02 12:18|| Front Page Top

#10 Well it is funny in some circumstances. Either I'm a robot or a bad person.

Maybe both....
Posted by DarthVader 2019-04-02 13:51||   2019-04-02 13:51|| Front Page Top

#11 Funny's a matter of perspective...
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-04-02 13:58||   2019-04-02 13:58|| Front Page Top

#12 Robber in Raising Arizona: "Do these balloons blow up in funny shapes?"

Old guy being robbed: "Not unless you think round is funny..."
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-04-02 14:01||   2019-04-02 14:01|| Front Page Top

#13 Again, South Park ahead of the curve.
Posted by swksvolFF 2019-04-02 15:17||   2019-04-02 15:17|| Front Page Top

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