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2005-04-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2005-04-25 8:35:46 AM|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wahabi toads?

Posted by ed 2005-04-25 10:13:13 AM|| 2005-04-25 10:13:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 The "Salafist Group for Croaking and Combat"

Posted by Seafarious 2005-04-25 10:17:51 AM|| 2005-04-25 10:17:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe the Germans haven't been sufficiently respectful toward their stupid toad religion.

Posted by BH 2005-04-25 10:22:29 AM|| 2005-04-25 10:22:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Bravo Sea!

Posted by ed 2005-04-25 10:24:21 AM|| 2005-04-25 10:24:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 I sense Rumsfeld's hand at work here.

Posted by Matt 2005-04-25 10:26:36 AM|| 2005-04-25 10:26:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Obviously a result of the toads' grinding poverty.

Posted by Pappy 2005-04-25 10:55:34 AM|| 2005-04-25 10:55:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Time for a little targeted gigging to remind the amphibians of their place on the chain '0 life.

Posted by Shipman 2005-04-25 11:09:54 AM|| 2005-04-25 11:09:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Toads... I heard they were 'Mohels' lol. Gee... Jewism is such a mind twisting cult eh.

Posted by Fas Kickn-As 2005-04-25 11:12:33 AM|| 2005-04-25 11:12:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Aw be nice. Have a cookie and milk.

Posted by Shipman 2005-04-25 11:18:50 AM|| 2005-04-25 11:18:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 OK, I will say it:

Toads, why do they hate themselves????"

Posted by Alaska Paul 2005-04-25 11:35:42 AM|| 2005-04-25 11:35:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 For a minute I thought it was about this.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission announces the following recall in voluntary cooperation with the firm below. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed. Name of product: Toad Lawn Ball Sprinkler Units: 4,000 Manufacturer: Midwest, of Cannon Falls, Minn.Hazard: A small hose inside the toad can fail, allowing water to fill the toad's cavity. The increased water pressure can cause the toad to explode, posing the risk of injury to anyone nearby.Incidents/Injuries: There have been eight incidents involving the lawn balls exploding, though no injuries or property damage have been reported.Description: The green, frog-shaped sprinkler is 6 1/2 inches long, 6 1/2 inches wide and 7 inches tall. The recalled lawn balls have a label on the bottom that includes the model number 738449 508893 and the words, "Made in China."Sold at: Drug, flower, garden, and gift stores nationwide sold the sprinklers from August 2002 through June 2003 for between $25 and $30.Remedy: The sprinklers should be returned to the place of purchase for a full refund.Consumer Contact: For more information about the recall, consumers can call Midwest at (800) 776-2075 between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. ET Monday through Friday or log onto their Web site at www.midwestofcannonfalls.com

Posted by Col. Flagg 2005-04-25 11:40:53 AM|| 2005-04-25 11:40:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 I'd look for a young boy with firecrackers.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2005-04-25 12:22:49 PM|| 2005-04-25 12:22:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 It's the Pope's fault!!!

Posted by Andy Sullivan 2005-04-25 12:30:51 PM|| 2005-04-25 12:30:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 I'm with BrerRabbitt.

In the place I grew up, scientists would have found plenty of "splodey toads", if they had bothered to look.

But scientists back in those days probably had more important things to muse over.

I guess nowadays the grant money market is sufficiently large that they can carve out their own niche.

Such as, ohfrinstance, "Research into the effect of alien horse fungi on amphibian body size as a function of time".

Posted by Carl in N.H. 2005-04-25 12:57:37 PM|| 2005-04-25 12:57:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Carl, LOL but not quite good enough: I can almost understand that one.

Posted by Matt 2005-04-25 1:05:52 PM|| 2005-04-25 1:05:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Amphibian variant DMS (drunk monkey syndrome) offers an area for inquiry.

Posted by Tkat 2005-04-25 2:47:21 PM|| 2005-04-25 2:47:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Don't worry the German mainstream media will some how find that it's all the evil Amis fault.

Posted by Sock Puppet 0â Doom 2005-04-25 3:14:25 PM|| 2005-04-25 3:14:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 "jewism"? Clearly my vocabulary is not as large as I'd believed.

Posted by trailing wife 2005-04-25 3:59:03 PM|| 2005-04-25 3:59:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 handiwork of Karl Toad

Posted by thibaud (aka lex) 2005-04-25 4:13:57 PM|| 2005-04-25 4:13:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 :)

Posted by Shipman 2005-04-25 6:08:00 PM|| 2005-04-25 6:08:00 PM|| Front Page Top

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