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2022-04-16 India-Pakistan

Indian Police Arrest 4 Men Accused of ‘Gang Raping' Bengal Monitor Lizard

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-04-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 Off the pile from back a while...

A lonely old man of Komodo
Is said to have dined with a dodo
But hijinks ensued
And the experts concluded
His line should be canceled in toto.

And from yesterday...

Columbus went out for a curry,
Though not in a very great hurry.
One day in Jamaica
He dated a fakir
Um... nope.

Posted by Omineth Gray1397 2022-04-16 00:39|| 2022-04-16 00:39|| Front Page Top

#2 Question: How?

Posted by CrazyFool 2022-04-16 01:38|| 2022-04-16 01:38|| Front Page Top

#3 ^^ ...one day in Jamaica he
dated a fakir in a saree.
He asked 'im 'Why?'
Was returned a look sly.
"Nautch!" Said the fakir.
"It's how we drown our worry!"

Posted by Dron66046 2022-04-16 03:06|| 2022-04-16 03:06|| Front Page Top

#4 Oh, East is East and beast is beast,
And never the twain shall meet
Unless a Chinaman list to feast
Or an Indian not to eat.

Or in certain other instances including but not limited to the following...

Posted by Omineth Gray1397 2022-04-16 03:40|| 2022-04-16 03:40|| Front Page Top

#5 Bengal monitor lizard

What's Valerie Jarrett doing in Bengal? Monitoring what?

Posted by Snugum Grundy8528 2022-04-16 12:03|| 2022-04-16 12:03|| Front Page Top

#6 They couldn't find any goats?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-04-16 13:44|| 2022-04-16 13:44|| Front Page Top

#7 How on earth is this not satire?

Posted by Tom 2022-04-16 14:36|| 2022-04-16 14:36|| Front Page Top

#8 It's the punchline to a joke:
"We have completed the first task. Now where is this undesirable woman you want us to kill?"

Posted by SteveS 2022-04-16 17:00|| 2022-04-16 17:00|| Front Page Top

#9 Can't rape the willing.

Posted by Slappy 2022-04-16 19:31|| 2022-04-16 19:31|| Front Page Top

#10 Their act was also recorded in a mobile phone of one of the accused persons,”

Ah. Tiktok Influencer.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-04-16 21:31|| 2022-04-16 21:31|| Front Page Top

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