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2008-04-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

NHS Health Warning - Don't Sleep With Your Dogs

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Posted by Anonymoose 2008-04-21 10:57|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Dogs're unclean. Ask anybody.

Posted by Seafarious 2008-04-21 11:03|| 2008-04-21 11:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Dammit, where is the "lie with dogs" pic???

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-04-21 11:03|| 2008-04-21 11:03|| Front Page Top

#3 Could say the same thing about humans.

Posted by DoDo 2008-04-21 11:10|| 2008-04-21 11:10|| Front Page Top

#4 Don't sleep with politicians.

Posted by wxjames 2008-04-21 12:50|| 2008-04-21 12:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Dogs also sometimes contain jinns.

Posted by Seafarious 2008-04-21 13:00|| 2008-04-21 13:00|| Front Page Top

#6 I think I'm safe, my dog sleeps on my bed, but I sleep on the floor, or he bites me.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-04-21 13:06|| 2008-04-21 13:06|| Front Page Top

#7 True, wx.

I'd be one hell of a lot more worried about catching something nasty from a politician than I would from my ~~dogs~~ cat. (My dogs are long dead, but they were both sweeties. The shep in particular was famous for giving kissy-face, and I loved it. Didn't catch anything, either.)

I've let dogs lick my face and sleep on the bed, but I've NEVER sunk so low as to allow a politician to even enter my house, much less my bedroom.

"Dogs also sometimes contain jinns."

Sea, if you keep them on a high shelf where the dog can't reach, the dog can't swallow them. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-04-21 13:07|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-04-21 13:07|| Front Page Top

#8 wonder what Mr Landeg thinks about Swine in the household and if his opinions are in any way designed to cater to a certain segment of the population.

I'd always heard dogs had less germs than humans.

Posted by rjschwarz 2008-04-21 14:20|| 2008-04-21 14:20|| Front Page Top

#9 My two bitches can sleep anywhere they want (as long as it's on the floor). That's why I have them. Upstairs, downstairs or outside. As long as they can move anywhere on my property and kill whatever shouldn't be there:)

Posted by Xenophon 2008-04-21 15:57|| 2008-04-21 15:57|| Front Page Top

#10 For some reason, I'm thinking of that great olde FAR SIDE sketch > Dogs versus the 1000-foot tall US POSTMAN on a City-destroying rampage. D *** NG IT, "THE CITY AUTHORITIES/ARMY ARE HELPLESS - THIS IS OUR TIME"!

OTOH, FARK.com CATS > "Meh".

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-04-21 18:56|| 2008-04-21 18:56|| Front Page Top

#11 But my dogs are part of my security alarm system. They are more reliable than the electronic system. The other part is my H & K 40 cal. next to my bed. Moreover, petting the dogs lowers my blood pressure. They don't complain about my singing either. What's that about campylobacter doc?

Posted by JohnQC 2008-04-21 21:30|| 2008-04-21 21:30|| Front Page Top

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