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2022-04-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Woman rescued after falling in toilet trying to get phone

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Posted by Besoeker 2022-04-23 01:40|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 She should have put the phone down before she started wiping her butt...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-23 07:01|| 2022-04-23 07:01|| Front Page Top

#2 Fell right off the selfie stick did it ?

Posted by Besoeker 2022-04-23 07:04|| 2022-04-23 07:04|| Front Page Top

#3 They can be set to vibrate. Sort of an electronic bidet?

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-23 07:05|| 2022-04-23 07:05|| Front Page Top

#4 My brother used to say, "The world is divided into those who look in the toilet before they flush it and everyone else."

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-23 07:06|| 2022-04-23 07:06|| Front Page Top

#5 /\ Your brother obviously watched no television.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-04-23 07:12|| 2022-04-23 07:12|| Front Page Top

#6 ^ We need a new category. That's Wry o' the day for sure.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-23 07:14|| 2022-04-23 07:14|| Front Page Top

#7
Was sure Besoeker was sneaking in a BB on us.

BUT, having disASSembled the Toilet seat & housing, thus destroying US Gov. Property.
Will her _____ mess be her punishment?

Posted by NN2N1 2022-04-23 08:37|| 2022-04-23 08:37|| Front Page Top

#8 Reunited with her phone, she called 911

Impressive that the phone still worked after immersion. Remember the old Timex "takes a licking and keeps on ticking" commercials? There is a great marketing opportunity here for any ad firm bold enough to go for it. Also, yuck!

Posted by SteveS 2022-04-23 08:57|| 2022-04-23 08:57|| Front Page Top

#9 They say keyboard is dirtier than toilet seat. Specially after the IP68 test.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-23 08:59|| 2022-04-23 08:59|| Front Page Top

#10 ^ well sure, if you shit on your keyboard as our lil' friend has done, apparently all morning

Posted by Frank G 2022-04-23 09:18|| 2022-04-23 09:18|| Front Page Top

#11 Everyone with corny jokes.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-04-23 14:50|| 2022-04-23 14:50|| Front Page Top

#12 I understand the video has already been posted.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-04-23 15:46|| 2022-04-23 15:46|| Front Page Top

#13 "You logged into Twitter?!"

"No, I fell in the shitter!"

"Yeah. That's what I said."

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-04-23 18:39|| 2022-04-23 18:39|| Front Page Top

#14 Whiny-Homing in Wyoming, or, Meeting Ms. Wright

Bananas! The sound of one Land
Sending Hallmark cards. Not what I'd planned.
The usual fun
Had when carnie meets gun,
Or plays dress-up with deer,
But no innards appear,
Plus a big fat reveal
That wrings out like a peel...
And another that's golden. Not panned.

Posted by Clavish Platypus6457 2022-04-23 18:44|| 2022-04-23 18:44|| Front Page Top

#15 Or, "I can't bear it anymore!" And good for her, not that she's not a highly handsome starlet.

Posted by Clavish Platypus6457 2022-04-23 18:55|| 2022-04-23 18:55|| Front Page Top

#16 And speaking of... various things...

Melancholia Durr

The End. Sure, me feelings were mixed
As her tears flowed like wine, there, betwixt
Grand planets collidin'...
But wait, let's go ridin'!
"Too late, cried Claire, "Sis's transfixed."

Posted by Clavish Platypus6457 2022-04-23 19:04|| 2022-04-23 19:04|| Front Page Top

#17 Or, Justin Time.

Posted by Clavish Platypus6457 2022-04-23 19:07|| 2022-04-23 19:07|| Front Page Top

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