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2025-05-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

World's oldest person, 115, reveals trick to long life

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Posted by Besoeker 2025-05-04 06:40|| || Front Page|| [209 views ] Top

#1 World's oldest person, 115, reveals trick to long life

Lie about your age

Posted by Procopius2k 2025-05-04 07:47|| 2025-05-04 07:47|| Front Page Top

#2 She no longer attends class reunions.

Posted by Besoeker 2025-05-04 08:00|| 2025-05-04 08:00|| Front Page Top

#3

Sorry, not buying into 115.

Posted by NN2N1 2025-05-04 08:03|| 2025-05-04 08:03|| Front Page Top

#4 115 is nothing. In American, we have millions of people that old drawing social security benefits.

Posted by Super Hose 2025-05-04 08:40|| 2025-05-04 08:40|| Front Page Top

#5 That would be 'not dying'.

Posted by ed in texas 2025-05-04 08:57|| 2025-05-04 08:57|| Front Page Top

#6
#4 Speaks the truth.
When will those doing so, be exposed and arrested?

Posted by NN2N1 2025-05-04 09:23|| 2025-05-04 09:23|| Front Page Top

#7 But would she do it again?

Posted by Skidmark 2025-05-04 09:37|| 2025-05-04 09:37|| Front Page Top

#8 #4 for Snark O'The Day.

Posted by Besoeker 2025-05-04 12:04|| 2025-05-04 12:04|| Front Page Top

#9 @#4 - And voting, too.

Posted by DooDahMan 2025-05-04 12:07|| 2025-05-04 12:07|| Front Page Top

#10 127 years after my grandmother was born, I asked a county clerk for a certified copy of gma's birth certificate. The clerk then said she wouldn't issue it to me unless I provided her with grandma's death certificate. Something to do with prevention of identity theft. Clerk relented when I point out that if gma still lived, she would be the oldest person on earth. Clerk basically didn't want to do her job & so came up with a convenient excuse.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2025-05-04 13:40|| 2025-05-04 13:40|| Front Page Top

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