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2004-05-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2004-05-10 1:14:26 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 just why do they put the mail trough the doggy door...

Posted by Dan 2004-05-10 1:41:40 PM|| 2004-05-10 1:41:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 sound like he not get enuff love as kitten.

Posted by muck4doo 2004-05-10 1:48:52 PM|| [http://petaenespanol.com/cinco/] 2004-05-10 1:48:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Cat Scratch Fever!

Posted by Raj 2004-05-10 2:07:12 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-05-10 2:07:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Raj - great pic of the "whack master".

Posted by Jarhead 2004-05-10 2:24:07 PM|| 2004-05-10 2:24:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Caterror

Is is just me or is this cat drooling?

I have two cats, and they don't ever look like this.

Posted by BigEd 2004-05-10 3:05:13 PM|| 2004-05-10 3:05:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Our mail handlers could handle this. AND 10 THOUSAND OTHER CATS, DAWGS AND ASSORTED BIPED WHO MIGHT PISS US OFF.

Posted by Shipman 2004-05-10 4:09:08 PM|| 2004-05-10 4:09:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Nothing that a quick shot of mace through that "cat flap" can't cure. Just wear one of those chain-mail meatcutter's gloves, shake up the aerosol tin really well, tease things about with a postcard to verify combatant status and then spray like you're tagging a crack-house door.

Of course, PETA attorneys would be wringing their way overseas within seconds of the first agonized feline yowl, but the gratification alone would be so worth it.

Posted by Zenster 2004-05-10 4:26:05 PM|| 2004-05-10 4:26:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Had to laugh at this one. An English Cocker Spaniel I bred takes great offense when the mailman pushes mail through her family's front door slot. She grabs the letters and tries to push them back outside.

Last I heard, her owners were thinking of training her to distinguish junk mail from stuff they want ....

Posted by rkb 2004-05-10 4:48:05 PM|| 2004-05-10 4:48:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 We didn't they just hit the bloody cat? If they're being attacked, they have a right to self defense.

Posted by Charles 2004-05-10 6:57:00 PM|| 2004-05-10 6:57:00 PM|| Front Page Top

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