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2022-05-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Ohio deputy encounters 'drunk Amish guy' slumped over in moving buggy: 'The horse knows how to get home'

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-05-21 00:19|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 One of them fancy self driving vehicles.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-05-21 08:35|| 2022-05-21 08:35|| Front Page Top

#2 My horse new the way home from the burger and beer joint that was about 5 miles from my house.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2022-05-21 09:40|| 2022-05-21 09:40|| Front Page Top

#3 Many western movies would have been over quick if the horse with the dying guy on the back hadn't known the way to the sheriff's office or chuckwagon.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-05-21 09:45|| 2022-05-21 09:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Horses always know the way home, even after dark in the rain...

Posted by 746 2022-05-21 11:31|| 2022-05-21 11:31|| Front Page Top

#5 My grandfather used to go to Maysville, KY with his employer, the two would get roaring drunk, and their horse got them home safe. His boss's wife wasn't amused, but it worked.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2022-05-21 12:36|| 2022-05-21 12:36|| Front Page Top

#6 This my friends is how the saying “he got $hitfaced drunk” came from. Fall asleep behind a horses a$$ and you might regret it.

Posted by Airandee 2022-05-21 14:23|| 2022-05-21 14:23|| Front Page Top

#7 Tobacco sale season in Maysville is a drunkfest.

Posted by Super Hose 2022-05-21 15:36|| 2022-05-21 15:36|| Front Page Top

#8 I worked with an old duffer at a dairy plant. He told me that there was a door-to-door dairyman they had that sometimes "had a few too many the night before" -- the horse knew all of the stops on the route and would wait at each one for him to wake up and make the delivery.

Posted by magpie 2022-05-21 17:52|| 2022-05-21 17:52|| Front Page Top

#9 /\ Ranks up there with tales about 7 year old cavalry horses that knew the bugle calls better than the raw recruits!

Posted by magpie 2022-05-21 17:53|| 2022-05-21 17:53|| Front Page Top

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