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2006-06-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2006-06-05 09:47|| || Front Page|| [11135 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 LOL: too bad we didn't find this earlier, it would have made the top of the masthead in today's Defender-Scimitar. Wonder if Fred will do an afternoon edition?

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-06-05 10:01|| 2006-06-05 10:01|| Front Page Top

#2 Yeah, but did they eat him, at least? Otherwise, his death would be meaningless and useless, I mean.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-06-05 11:28|| 2006-06-05 11:28|| Front Page Top

#3 You'd think he'd have heard of Nero.

Posted by doc 2006-06-05 11:39|| 2006-06-05 11:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Was he halal?

Posted by ed 2006-06-05 11:45|| 2006-06-05 11:45|| Front Page Top

#5 If the probability of 1 lion killing you is 50%, the probability of 2 lions killing you is 75%, and the probability of 4 lions killing you is 3000%.

Posted by Perfessor 2006-06-05 12:01|| 2006-06-05 12:01|| Front Page Top

#6 But did he have any children? The Darwin Award people will need to know.

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-06-05 12:28|| 2006-06-05 12:28|| Front Page Top

#7 "Lion of Islam, meet the Lioness of...Kiev."

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-06-05 13:04|| 2006-06-05 13:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Perfessor: If the probability of 1 lion killing you is 50%, the probability of 2 lions killing you is 75%, and the probability of 4 lions killing you is 3000%.

dear Perfessor Principia Mathematica,

I was just stinkin, do you think I go buy me some lotto tickets today?

anonymous5089: Yeah, but did they eat him, at least? Otherwise, his death would be meaningless and useless, I mean.

LOL! the Lions tried to et the poor imbecile but then refused to and were overheard to say "WoW that guy tastes especially ~~Ukrainian~~ weird"!

yep

Posted by RD 2006-06-05 13:23|| 2006-06-05 13:23|| Front Page Top

#9 So where do we go from here, now that there is irrefutable proof that god does not exist? ...should be easy sailin' from now on...

Posted by Kitty 2006-06-05 13:35|| 2006-06-05 13:35|| Front Page Top

#10 I guess he wasn't named "daniel", huh?

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-06-05 14:10|| 2006-06-05 14:10|| Front Page Top

#11 I think we can rule out 'Shadrach', 'Meshach' and 'Abednego' too.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-06-05 14:12|| 2006-06-05 14:12|| Front Page Top

#12 Throughout all history stupidity has always been a prime ingredient of snack food the world around.

Posted by Zenster 2006-06-05 15:14|| 2006-06-05 15:14|| Front Page Top

#13

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Posted by Scooter McGruder 2006-06-05 16:26|| 2006-06-05 16:26|| Front Page Top

#14 Yes there is a me.
I was proving it to a lioness just this morning.

Posted by Gawd Amighty Esquire 2006-06-05 17:15|| 2006-06-05 17:15|| Front Page Top

#15 Redacted?? Sheesh, I thought it was pretty funny. But, OK - no more "dirty arab" jokes from me.... (or was it the cannibal restaurant part that was in bad taste?)

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2006-06-05 22:25|| 2006-06-05 22:25|| Front Page Top

#16 Rather painful way to win a Darwin Award.

Posted by DMFD 2006-06-05 22:45|| 2006-06-05 22:45|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Scooter McGruder 2006-06-05 16:26|| 2006-06-05 16:26|| Front Page Top

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