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Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate

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Posted by Frank G 2008-06-10 15:28|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 11. He's actually the child of Barbara Walters and Sen. Edward Brooke.
12. You can't get a birth certificate for a virgin birth.
13. He accidentally dropped it into Kerry's Navy file.
14. He accidentally dropped it into Hillary's thesis.
15. He tore it on a hanging chad.
16. "Democratic National Convention 2004" is not actually a birthplace.
17. It's printed on white, so Michelle doesn't trust it.
18. Leaders are made, not born.

Posted by Darrell 2008-06-10 16:26|| 2008-06-10 16:26|| Front Page Top

#2 That's a curious development. Wonder what he's hiding.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-06-10 16:31|| 2008-06-10 16:31|| Front Page Top

#3 His Mom and Dad never got married?

Al

Posted by Frozen Al 2008-06-10 16:33|| 2008-06-10 16:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Two Words: Religion: Muslim

It would make an apostate out of him, on offical records

Posted by SCpatriot@work 2008-06-10 16:45|| 2008-06-10 16:45|| Front Page Top

#5 Two other words:

Race: White

(Sorry - couldn't help myself...)

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-06-10 16:51|| 2008-06-10 16:51|| Front Page Top

#6 Birthplace: Kenya.

Didn't anybody else wonder why the Donks tried to say that McCain (who was born in the old Canal Zone) wasn't really a US citizen....?

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2008-06-10 17:35|| 2008-06-10 17:35|| Front Page Top

#7 How did he get a passport, Acceptence into Harvard, etc. without releasing it at some point?

hah-good additions Darrell

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-06-10 17:55|| 2008-06-10 17:55|| Front Page Top

#8 Maybe he is a boy named.... "SUE!"

Posted by 3dc 2008-06-10 18:00|| 2008-06-10 18:00|| Front Page Top

#9 Race: white? His mother is 100% white; his father doesn't appear to be 100% black, so he would be closer to white than black. The records dept should release the ID; he must have used it to start bank accounts so hopefully someone will breach confidentiality and release same.

As is well known, Obama was always referred to in school as: "Barry." He started to use "Barrack" when he embraced the black church agenda. I suspect that he is known only as Barry Obama on his birth certificate, which would be registered in Hawaii.

Note: after the Rodney King incident in LA, it was learned that that hyped up speeder had always used the name "Glen King." His black, race card playing lawyers felt he would have better "hood-creds" (credibility among African-Americans) if he used a "blacker" name. Barry does sound white; Rick Barry was a prominent white basketball star in Barry Obama's pre-militant years. Barry Bonds sullied the name somewhat. Barry White was to dark for BHO's light skin group. Barry Manelow was too...milk-toast. With Barrack Hussein Obama, he could sound both African and Arabic. Both culture groups hate America.

Posted by Spanky Angilet8982 2008-06-10 18:09|| 2008-06-10 18:09|| Front Page Top

#10 It looks like the only person he's not related to is the Prophet Muhammed, Abraham, Ishmael, Jesus Christ, and of course Ahmadinejad, or is he?

Posted by Slineng Fillmore8499 2008-06-10 20:13|| 2008-06-10 20:13|| Front Page Top

#11 ~~Virgin birth~~ no father listed would be my guess.

Posted by Besoeker 2008-06-10 20:16|| 2008-06-10 20:16|| Front Page Top

#12 His Mom and Dad never got married?

This would be my guess. I heard that he has said he's never had the courage to request their marriage certificate.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2008-06-10 20:25|| 2008-06-10 20:25|| Front Page Top

#13 Perhaps his associates in the Daley Political Machine known as the Chicago Mafia and the Chicago City Hall had BO's public records conveniently changed. Barack's public records might only be as "valid" as his ability to pay the Mafias and aligned partisan interests to keep it valid.

Dead people have a long history of voting LeftDemocrat in Chicago, and have never been succesfully prosecuted for their despicable crimes while dead.

Posted by Slineng Fillmore8499 2008-06-10 20:40|| 2008-06-10 20:40|| Front Page Top

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