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2022-06-28 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Atlanta Subway worker shot dead for putting too much mayo on sandwich

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Posted by Fred 2022-06-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top

#1 I had some clown put mayo on an Italian sub a few weeks ago, so this hits close to home.

Posted by Raj 2022-06-28 00:19|| 2022-06-28 00:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Mayo? Maybe. Anchovies? Definitely!

Posted by DooDahMan 2022-06-28 00:20|| 2022-06-28 00:20|| Front Page Top

#3 At least he toasted the roll, so I'll give him that one. Half these places have rolls that are Hindenburg size; toasting the roll basically solves that problem.

Posted by Raj 2022-06-28 00:27|| 2022-06-28 00:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Mayo? Isn't that white? Thus automatically Racist by definition?

Entirely Justified!

(/snark)

Posted by CrazyFool 2022-06-28 00:42|| 2022-06-28 00:42|| Front Page Top

#5 Yet another reason not to inside the perimeter.

Posted by Chris 2022-06-28 09:12|| 2022-06-28 09:12|| Front Page Top

#6 Never road MARTA. Will never willingly ride MARTA.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-06-28 09:17|| 2022-06-28 09:17|| Front Page Top

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-06-28 09:24|| 2022-06-28 09:24|| Front Page Top

#8 See? Mayo causes heart failure!!!

Posted by DarthVader 2022-06-28 09:37|| 2022-06-28 09:37|| Front Page Top

#9 Hard to imagine any of these places putting too much anything on nowadays.

I had some clown put mayo on an Italian sub a few weeks ago, so this hits close to home.

You are not alone. Daughter and I had this talk, "Dad, why would anyone put mayo on a sandwich?" "Well you sure dig my tuna salad recipe..." "No, not that, I mean like on an Italian sandwich?!"

Sorry fellas, little dusty in here, give me a moment.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-06-28 10:05|| 2022-06-28 10:05|| Front Page Top

#10 My brother dips his fries in mayo instead of ketchup. Creepy.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-06-28 10:13|| 2022-06-28 10:13|| Front Page Top

#11 "Give me Ham on 5 and hold the Mayo."

Posted by Besoeker 2022-06-28 10:16|| 2022-06-28 10:16|| Front Page Top

#12

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-06-28 10:18|| 2022-06-28 10:18|| Front Page Top

#13 My brother dips his fries in mayo instead of ketchup

I asked the same question once. The reply was potato salad.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-06-28 10:48|| 2022-06-28 10:48|| Front Page Top

#14 ^ I see it now in a different light...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-06-28 10:49|| 2022-06-28 10:49|| Front Page Top

#15 Never thought of it that way either.

Posted by Chris 2022-06-28 10:59|| 2022-06-28 10:59|| Front Page Top

#16 Buttermilk made me gag just looking at it --Spoiled! Spoiled! my subconscious howled. Then I got a job where I had to taste test the product (dairy plant) before bottling. I started mentally chanting "Sour Cream! Sour Cream! Yummy sour cream on baked potatoes!" and eventually it worked. The mind is a strange and wonderful thing.

Posted by magpie 2022-06-28 12:03|| 2022-06-28 12:03|| Front Page Top

#17 Most people who like buttermilk also like head cheese.

Just sayin'...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-06-28 12:13|| 2022-06-28 12:13|| Front Page Top

#18 I note that just after the Supreme Court ruling we have a manager carrying, and returning fire to protect his people.

Posted by trailing wife 2022-06-28 21:32|| 2022-06-28 21:32|| Front Page Top

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