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2005-06-30 Afghanistan/South Asia

Taliban Call for Reinforcements from Pakistan

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Posted by Steve 2005-06-30 09:25|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Call for reinforcements from Pak-land?

Since the Talibanis have banned music, the request won't come by singing tewegram.

Since the Talibanis have banned kite flying, the request won't be sent via a kite being used as a signal.

Since the Talibanis have banned chess, they might use a chess piece hollowed out to carry a message, but posession of a chess piece costs the owner his hand (chop chop), so that won't work.

The Talibanis have banned TV, so no commercial time can be bought...

Ban ban ban ... It is written ... Talk about cut of your nose to spite your face.

WAIT A MINUTE. That's an idea! Osama or Mulla Omar can remove their own nose and send it to Pakistan, in order to request jihadi fighters. Since they have a yen to maim, that might work.

But, how would they validate it at the other end, since there are no DNA labs in the area?

Posted by BigEd 2005-06-30 15:36|| 2005-06-30 15:36|| Front Page Top

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