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2005-07-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-
450 sheep jump to their deaths in Turkey
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Posted by Steve 2005-07-08 10:32|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Look at the bright side. Big BBQ with meat already tenderized.

I did have lamb chops for dinner last night and they were tasty.
Posted by BigEd 2005-07-08 10:51||   2005-07-08 10:51|| Front Page Top

#2 And 450 amorous Turkish shepards followed them.
Posted by ed 2005-07-08 10:59||   2005-07-08 10:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Turkey. Where men are men and sheep are... dead, evidently.
Posted by tu3031 2005-07-08 11:06||   2005-07-08 11:06|| Front Page Top

#4 I knew those genetic experiments using lemming DNA would come to this, but would they listen to me? NoooOOOOooo!
Posted by Dar">Dar  2005-07-08 12:46||   2005-07-08 12:46|| Front Page Top

#5 They're all wasted

Apparently so.
Posted by R 2005-07-08 13:55||   2005-07-08 13:55|| Front Page Top

#6 Meanwhile, on a discussion thread at Democratic Underground:

Look. I'm horrified and sorry for the poor sheep but I'm wise to 9/11 and this is just too suspicious for me. Maybe I'm way too cynical or hateful of PNAC and this administration but I can see clearly how this will serve Bu$h.

-- Gets attention off Rove, Wilson/Plame, the Supreme Court, the Italian CIA and other big problems for Bu$h.
-- Pays back the Turks for not supporting Chimpy's oil war.
-- Pays off Bu$h's rich rancher contributors.
-- Means cheap lamb chops for Halliburton to sell back to the govt. at inflated prices.
-- Keeps the press too busy for investigations.

Every time Bu$h needs a distraction, a shark bites some kid or Michael jackson gets indicted or the Reds blow a three-run lead. Of course the Pre$$ always lets him get away with it. Bastards.
Posted by Mike 2005-07-08 15:47||   2005-07-08 15:47|| Front Page Top

#7 *snort*
*choke*

LMAO!!!
Posted by .com 2005-07-08 15:50||   2005-07-08 15:50|| Front Page Top

#8 Hehe Mike.
It is funny 'cus it is true.
Posted by mmurray821 2005-07-08 16:19||   2005-07-08 16:19|| Front Page Top

#9 Mike made that up?
Damn, now Ima wonder about Mike.

Crazy good.
Posted by Shipman 2005-07-08 17:06||   2005-07-08 17:06|| Front Page Top

#10 musta jus got em nyoos chainey got re-elektend
Posted by muck4doo 2005-07-08 18:53|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2005-07-08 18:53|| Front Page Top

#11 It's a scary thing to realize that one can write better moonbat rants than most actual moonbats.
Posted by Mike 2005-07-08 22:41||   2005-07-08 22:41|| Front Page Top

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