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2005-07-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2005-07-13 08:10|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 My god! They've cloned a muslim!

Posted by l;gkdfsjgl;df-01 2005-07-13 09:34|| 2005-07-13 09:34|| Front Page Top

#2 It's no big deal until the monkey liberation movement starts.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-07-13 09:39|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-07-13 09:39|| Front Page Top

#3 This is exactly how The Planet of the Apes story began. A perfect example of science imitating art.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2005-07-13 09:58|| 2005-07-13 09:58|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm thinking quagmire. Imagine the fallout in Moonbat cirles... The support and counseling programs they'll have to start, the hyper-funded studies, the debate over simian rights... Will they allow the Death Penalty for stealing bananas?

Yep. Quagmire. Or else Charleton Heston will make a comeback.

Posted by .com 2005-07-13 09:59|| 2005-07-13 09:59|| Front Page Top

#5 Lol, Brer... Great Minds, Bro... Lol!

Posted by .com 2005-07-13 09:59|| 2005-07-13 09:59|| Front Page Top

#6 Maybe the libs are on to something when they talk about SmirkyMcChimpHitler....

Posted by Chris W.">Chris W. 2005-07-13 10:03|| 2005-07-13 10:03|| Front Page Top

#7 BrerRabbit and .com can pat themselves on the back all they want, but I beat them with the Planet of the Apes reference by a whole 19 minutes. Plus mine was to Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-07-13 10:16|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-07-13 10:16|| Front Page Top

#8 RC - LOL! You call that a prior reference! Ha! Ya just can't take it, c'mon admit it, you got scooped, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-07-13 10:23|| 2005-07-13 10:23|| Front Page Top

#9 If the GOP ran him in 2008, he'd still beat any Democrat.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-07-13 10:59|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-07-13 10:59|| Front Page Top

#10 And everyone who is despairing about Chinas labor advantage; WRONG WRONG Wrong again.

Posted by Ebbeath Gleart2775 2005-07-13 11:30|| 2005-07-13 11:30|| Front Page Top

#11 All this has already been tried and tried again and every time it fails, look at what happened to the one that escaped...how was it called ? Oh yes, Howard Dean.
No way to go here.

Posted by Poitiers-Lepanto">Poitiers-Lepanto 2005-07-13 11:48|| 2005-07-13 11:48|| Front Page Top

#12 How'd you get a picture of my State Rep?

Posted by tu3031 2005-07-13 11:54|| 2005-07-13 11:54|| Front Page Top

#13 This is just another ploy by MTV to increase viewership.

Posted by Super Hose 2005-07-13 12:22|| 2005-07-13 12:22|| Front Page Top

#14 The assistant got the "abbe normal" brain, and has been rewriting the Koran

Posted by Jan 2005-07-13 12:33|| 2005-07-13 12:33|| Front Page Top

#15 Why must you people insist upon besmirching the honour of my species by applying the muzzie tag?!?

Posted by GhostofBonzo 2005-07-13 14:20|| 2005-07-13 14:20|| Front Page Top

#16 If the GOP ran him in 2008, he'd still beat any Democrat.

What would the dems compare him with then? The chimp referance would be, well, even more stupid than it is now.

Posted by mmurray821 2005-07-13 14:44|| 2005-07-13 14:44|| Front Page Top

#17 It's no big deal until the monkey liberation movement starts.

Yeah, last time they got going zombies overran England.

Posted by Laurence of the Rats">Laurence of the Rats 2005-07-13 17:55|| http://www.punictreachery.com/]">[http://www.punictreachery.com/] 2005-07-13 17:55|| Front Page Top

#18 Oooohhhhh.... good one, Laurence!

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-07-13 18:52|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-07-13 18:52|| Front Page Top

#19 I want one. No: ten. With tiny assault weapons.

Posted by Secret Master 2005-07-13 20:03|| 2005-07-13 20:03|| Front Page Top

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