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2005-07-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Hell Page Official Site : "Researchers record the screams of the damned"

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Posted by anonymous5089 2005-07-22 04:24|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Anonymous, you forgot those sent to hell by the Marines!

Posted by Edward Yee">Edward Yee 2005-07-22 08:19|| http://edwardyee.fanworks.net]">[http://edwardyee.fanworks.net] 2005-07-22 08:19|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm sceptical, because very few Finns speak Arabic.

Posted by phil_b 2005-07-22 08:32|| 2005-07-22 08:32|| Front Page Top

#3 Anonymous, you forgot those sent to hell by the Marines!
Well, by US Army I meant the US armed force, not the Army by itself, USMC, USAF,... everybody's invited to the party!

Posted by anonymous5089 2005-07-22 08:40|| 2005-07-22 08:40|| Front Page Top

#4 LOL, this story comes up every few years it seems. Last time I saw it the drill was in Russia I think...

Posted by Laurence of the Rats">Laurence of the Rats 2005-07-22 09:19|| http://www.punictreachery.com/]">[http://www.punictreachery.com/] 2005-07-22 09:19|| Front Page Top

#5 "The screams werenât those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans.."

...and amazingly, they were all screaming in Arabic!

Posted by Dave D. 2005-07-22 10:37|| 2005-07-22 10:37|| Front Page Top

#6 In sh'Allah, beeyatch! Toasted raisins, anyone?

Posted by Dar">Dar 2005-07-22 11:10|| 2005-07-22 11:10|| Front Page Top

A partial conversation heard has been translated from the Arabic...

Devil : Osama sent you?

Unknown Male : Yes. Where are my 72...

Devil : {laughs loudly} Uday! Qusay!... This is one of yours... Get him out of here before I really get angry...

Unknown Male : But but but I killed those infidels in London!

Devil : thank you for your service. Get out of here!

Unknown Male : {sobbing which fades}

Posted by BigEd 2005-07-22 12:41|| 2005-07-22 12:41|| Front Page Top

#8 Hoooo-kay.

Whatever you say.

These clowns might want to get their meds adjusted....

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2005-07-22 14:38|| 2005-07-22 14:38|| Front Page Top

#9 "It is humanly impossible to comprehend the Bible description of hell. Nothing on earth can compare with it. No nightmare could produce a terror to match that of hell. No horror movie could describe itâs fright. No crime scene with all itâs blood and gore could begin to match itâs horror."

I respectfully disagree

Posted by True German Ally 2005-07-22 14:42|| 2005-07-22 14:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Sound like Marti Gras or a ball game.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2005-07-22 14:48|| 2005-07-22 14:48|| Front Page Top

#11 Gainesville after the lizards get lucky.

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-22 15:07|| 2005-07-22 15:07|| Front Page Top

#12 Helen Thomas in a teddy

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-07-22 15:32|| 2005-07-22 15:32|| Front Page Top

#13 #12: Helen Thomas in a teddy

AAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by Flamble Phaper1812 2005-07-22 15:46|| 2005-07-22 15:46|| Front Page Top

#14 Geez, #12 Steve - That's disgusting.

Go wash your brain out with soap right this minute.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2005-07-22 16:30|| 2005-07-22 16:30|| Front Page Top

#15 Janet Reno and Mad Halfbright in the raw. Now, that's hell.

Posted by Captain America 2005-07-22 16:56|| 2005-07-22 16:56|| Front Page Top

#16 Gainesville after the lizards get lucky.

Georgia fan, huh?

Posted by Secret Master 2005-07-22 17:56|| 2005-07-22 17:56|| Front Page Top

#17 Sure, when they play Florida, Auburn or Peabody.

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-22 20:23|| 2005-07-22 20:23|| Front Page Top

#18 How about a world where there are endless stories on Karl Rove, Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson?
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
So boring, so annoying, so tedious-- I CAN'T STAND IT!

Posted by Jennie Taliaferro">Jennie Taliaferro 2005-07-22 20:47|| http://www.greatestjeneration.com]">[http://www.greatestjeneration.com] 2005-07-22 20:47|| Front Page Top

#19 Ima thinking don't go messing wid my town, Ship

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-07-22 20:52|| 2005-07-22 20:52|| Front Page Top

#20 Peabody?

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-22 21:16|| 2005-07-22 21:16|| Front Page Top

#21 Gaines

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-07-22 21:38|| 2005-07-22 21:38|| Front Page Top

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