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2009-07-14 Home Front: Politix
Tragedy for TOTUS
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Posted by tu3031 2009-07-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ]  Top

#1 RIP TOTUS. The stimulus plan is so depressing it drives a teleprompter to suicide.
Posted by Bisa 2009-07-14 00:39||   2009-07-14 00:39|| Front Page Top

#2 Any last words for the TOTUS's heirs Mr. President? Yes, you can read it from the one remaining.
Posted by ed 2009-07-14 00:53||   2009-07-14 00:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Video of TOTUS's tragic final moments
Posted by tu3031 2009-07-14 00:59||   2009-07-14 00:59|| Front Page Top

#4 I would have thought the teleprompter would have had its own secret service protection.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2009-07-14 01:06||   2009-07-14 01:06|| Front Page Top

#5 Obvious Bush'es fault! Rove! You magnificent bastard!
Posted by CrazyFool 2009-07-14 08:21||   2009-07-14 08:21|| Front Page Top

#6 A teleprompter has a limit to how much BS it can take? Who knew?
Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-07-14 08:23||   2009-07-14 08:23|| Front Page Top

#7 American equivilant to 'Lips falling off'.
Posted by swksvolFF 2009-07-14 10:26||   2009-07-14 10:26|| Front Page Top

#8 Gotta give him credit. It was a nearly seamless transition to the backup. He must have rehearsed for just such an event.
Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2009-07-14 11:56||   2009-07-14 11:56|| Front Page Top

#9 "Sorry about that, guys."

Guys only? Surely there were some ladies in that captivated audience. The rules of engaging political correctness surely apply to The One, so Obama ought to be able to pontificate without breaking PC rules? Oh, he can't? Remember, he's just Obambi from the block!!!
Posted by GirlThursday 2009-07-14 12:02||   2009-07-14 12:02|| Front Page Top

#10 I find it humorous that he had a spare teleprompter handy just for such emergencies.
Posted by Iblis 2009-07-14 13:02||   2009-07-14 13:02|| Front Page Top

#11 That's what I'm sayin', Iblis. Of course he does. He'd be lost without it. It just kinda makes you wonder who's actually controlling it.
Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2009-07-14 15:11||   2009-07-14 15:11|| Front Page Top

#12 TOTUS assassinated for talking out of school.
Posted by mojo 2009-07-14 15:36||   2009-07-14 15:36|| Front Page Top

#13  It just kinda makes you wonder who's actually controlling it.

I don't wonder at all. David Axelrod.
Posted by Steve White 2009-07-14 15:40||   2009-07-14 15:40|| Front Page Top

#14 They always have two. So they can look left and right like they're not reading.
Posted by tu3031 2009-07-14 16:51||   2009-07-14 16:51|| Front Page Top

#15 I thought Ralm was the puppetmaster. Doesn't he have the machine in his office which tracks the location of all his minions?
Posted by CrazyFool 2009-07-14 18:09||   2009-07-14 18:09|| Front Page Top

#16 Will TOTUS's family have to pay for the funeral costs, or will it be buried somewhere in the final draft of Cap & Trade?
Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-07-14 18:38||   2009-07-14 18:38|| Front Page Top

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