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2004-07-20 -Lurid Crime Tales-

It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's An Asshat In A Superman Costume!

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Posted by Raj 2004-07-20 4:29:07 PM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "O-HO! Your steel bars can never hold me! Watch- *oof* as I- *urrr* bend them *gasp* like butter *nnggg* Aaugh! My back!"

Posted by BH 2004-07-20 4:35:45 PM|| 2004-07-20 4:35:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 but two witnesses were able to show digital pictures they took of the alleged attacker, police told the paper. Officers spotted the man in the crowd -- wearing a red spandex Superman costume -- and arrested him, the paper reported.

"How do we know that this is the same guy? Could be a lotta guys wearing poorass superman spandex outfits...oh, wait a minute..."

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-20 4:43:40 PM|| 2004-07-20 4:43:40 PM|| Front Page Top

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