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2010-08-13 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Japanese probe as 200 centenarians missing

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Posted by Fred 2010-08-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 Put everything into the waste disposal tubes... Including the body of the Centurion...

Posted by M. Murcek 2010-08-13 01:07|| 2010-08-13 01:07|| Front Page Top

#2 That's nothing. You should see our voter rolls.

Posted by Procopius2k 2010-08-13 05:21|| 2010-08-13 05:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Put everything into the waste disposal tubes... Including the body of the Centurion...

"Balance of Terror", Star Trek, Season 1.
And yes, I have no life.

Posted by Steve 2010-08-13 08:40|| 2010-08-13 08:40|| Front Page Top

#4 Which in turn was based on "The Enemy Below", though I believe that they didn't put a body with the jettisoned garbage, but at some risk, carried the wounded guy on board the destroyer, only to dump him later, after he pegged.

Id. No life.

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-08-13 10:13|| 2010-08-13 10:13|| Front Page Top

#5 Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-08-13 10:16|| 2010-08-13 10:16|| Front Page Top

#6 I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus!

Posted by bigjim-CA 2010-08-13 12:15|| 2010-08-13 12:15|| Front Page Top

#7 "Wewease... BWIAN!"

Posted by mojo 2010-08-13 12:58|| 2010-08-13 12:58|| Front Page Top

#8 "We will have no mowe Wupert .. no mowe Wodewick .. no mowe Wudolph the Wed Nosed Weindeew ..."

Posted by Steve White 2010-08-13 14:21|| 2010-08-13 14:21|| Front Page Top

#9 On a visit to Houston a few years ago, I snapped a picture of a store sign "Long Dong Meats", I presume it's an asian butcher who doesn't realise exactly what that means in English.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2010-08-13 15:41|| 2010-08-13 15:41|| Front Page Top

#10 "store sign "Long Dong Meats", I presume it's an asian butcher who doesn't realise exactly what that means in English"

Or maybe he does, Jim. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-08-13 17:26|| 2010-08-13 17:26|| Front Page Top

#11 I think Long means dragon. Dong, I'm not touchin'.

Posted by Threse Fillmore4447 2010-08-13 17:34|| 2010-08-13 17:34|| Front Page Top

#12 Dong, I'm not touchin'.

I think it means 'together.'

Posted by Free Radical 2010-08-13 20:13|| 2010-08-13 20:13|| Front Page Top

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