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2004-08-15 Home Front: Culture Wars
Ultimate idiotarians identified: Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-15 04:02|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 We here at Manchurian Corporation applaud this effort to reduce the number of red-diaper doper babies who will be available to fill the protest lines of the future.
This will allow our corporate successors to achieve our long-cherished goals of paving the Amazon rain-forest, exploiting the starving people of the third world, and strip-mining the Moon; without further hindrance from the spiritual descendants of the ironically named baby boom generation.

Thank you

Atomic Conspiracy

Senior Vice-President for conspiracies, cover-ups and black propaganda



Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-15 4:04:40 AM||   2004-08-15 4:04:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 This reminds me very little of the old aphorism:

"Celibacy is not hereditary."

Fortunately, unless the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement seeks broader and compulsary application of its doctrine to others, it is certain to die out in a rather short time. On a closing note I'd also like to add; GOOD RIDDANCE.
Posted by Zenster 2004-08-15 4:20:26 AM||   2004-08-15 4:20:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 As an important sidebar, I need to mention how that loud whirring sound all of you hear in the background is Ayn Rand twirling at relativistic speeds in her grave.
Posted by Zenster 2004-08-15 4:25:19 AM||   2004-08-15 4:25:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Translate to Arabic, add plenty of pseudo-pithy Quranic phrasings regards Mohammed condemning believers to the fires in myriad lurid ways if they procreate and disseminate widely, as a fatwa.
Posted by Anonymous6079 2004-08-15 8:11:34 AM||   2004-08-15 8:11:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 The VHEMT is the uiltimate eco-panic. It also is doomed to failure; it was divinely promised that there will be a humanity during the Tribulation.

"As an important sidebar, I need to mention how that loud whirring sound all of you hear in the background is Ayn Rand twirling at relativistic speeds in her grave."

Actually, Some of that is Adam and Eve you hear rolling at lightspeed in their graves. Also Noah, in whose day we were an endangered species.
Posted by Korora  2004-08-15 8:56:56 AM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com]  2004-08-15 8:56:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#6  "as we become less dense"

LOL
Posted by Frank G  2004-08-15 8:59:29 AM||   2004-08-15 8:59:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Does the VHEM movement have the Dimmhicratic Party mailing list? Perhaps an endorsement from Al Gore would help. Perhaps Les U. Knight could be Hillary's running mate in '08.
Posted by Mrs. Davis 2004-08-15 9:11:31 AM||   2004-08-15 9:11:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 
Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
What, the Shakers are back in town?

It worked for them - they've been extinct for a long time.

#4 A6079 - Great idea! Any thoughts on how we can implement it?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-08-15 10:03:04 AM||   2004-08-15 10:03:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 "Voluntary Human Extinction"

Great idea. You go first.
Posted by Fred  2004-08-15 10:39:50 AM||   2004-08-15 10:39:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!

Ooooops... Right idea. Wrong execution.
Posted by Jack Deth  2004-08-15 11:09:11 AM||   2004-08-15 11:09:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Ayn Rand
I call Beagle!
Posted by Half 2004-08-15 11:38:54 AM||   2004-08-15 11:38:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 I couldn't find the National Lampoon disclaimer. I looked all over the site... am I missing it?
Posted by eLarson 2004-08-15 11:54:10 AM||   2004-08-15 11:54:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 Yes, eLarson, you are missing it. The copyright is held by Les U. Knight. Not National Lampoon, but close enough.
Posted by Mrs. Davis 2004-08-15 12:05:35 PM||   2004-08-15 12:05:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Not familiar with the name. Whodat?
Posted by eLarson 2004-08-15 12:07:52 PM||   2004-08-15 12:07:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Since the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement isn't alive with a brain or a mouth, it can't take positions or have opinions.

So...ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... what's your point?
Posted by tu3031 2004-08-15 12:39:38 PM||   2004-08-15 12:39:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Les U. Knight = Let's Unite. Join Us! Join Us! Join Us!
Posted by Mrs. Davis 2004-08-15 12:51:04 PM||   2004-08-15 12:51:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Proof positive again:

The only good movement is a bowel movement.
Posted by badanov  2004-08-15 2:05:22 PM|| [http://www.rkka.org]  2004-08-15 2:05:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 My guess about this group: "Les" started it as an elaborate joke, something like Bonsai Kitten, but found that many far-gone eco-wackies were taking it seriously. There was therefore money to be made, and horny hippy chicks other benefits of activist status to be had, so he stayed with it.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-15 6:36:55 PM||   2004-08-15 6:36:55 PM|| Front Page Top

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