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2011-08-28 Home Front: WoT

Pantibomber files for wrongful imprisonment

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Posted by 2011-08-28 06:59|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 Makes you truly wish that his guards have ample supplies of lard handy. Even imaginary lard would go far.

"Hey, Umar F*ck! Ya shouldn't-a touched dat! It was all greased up with pig fat! Guess ya goin' ta Hell now, and there ain't nothin' ya can do about it!"

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-08-28 09:47|| 2011-08-28 09:47|| Front Page Top

#2 Unfortunately, moose, the guards probably have to go to Muslim sensitivity training - only handling the holy Koran with gloves, pointing to Mecca, having someone make five times a day call to prayer, etc.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2011-08-28 12:52|| 2011-08-28 12:52|| Front Page Top

#3 The convicts he will be housed with are saving their bacon.

Posted by Skidmark 2011-08-28 15:31|| 2011-08-28 15:31|| Front Page Top

#4 "'Pork' - it's not just a noun, Umar. Now assume the position"

Posted by Frank G 2011-08-28 16:26|| 2011-08-28 16:26|| Front Page Top

#5 Scottish Judge: And he's got the sniffles. Haint he suffered enough? Give him his frequent flyer miles and let him go.

Posted by regular joe 2011-08-28 17:09|| 2011-08-28 17:09|| Front Page Top

#6 Fortunately mooselimbs are subject to the laws of chemistry and physics foremost.

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-08-28 17:24|| 2011-08-28 17:24|| Front Page Top

#7 To paraph a great scene from Nic Cage's RAISING ARIZONA > "SON, YOU GOT A PANTY ON YOUR HEAD"!

Going around wid Panties + Bombs on your head is no way to go through life, son!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-08-28 20:39|| 2011-08-28 20:39|| Front Page Top

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