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2017-08-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Excessive m@sturbation is hurting China's military

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Posted by gorb 2017-08-28 02:25|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 Patient: "Doctor, I'm always tired and have no energy". Doctor: "You've got to stop m@sturbating." Patient: "Why?" Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Posted by Deacon Blues 2017-08-28 07:48|| 2017-08-28 07:48|| Front Page Top

#2 The Ministry of Defense last month announced the PLA would be cut from 2 million to 1 million

My God, what are all the Generals and Colonels going to do!

[Well, you want to copy the Americans, they've seemed to have figured it out, now that they have more generals per troop than they did in WWII.]

Posted by Procopius2k 2017-08-28 08:00|| 2017-08-28 08:00|| Front Page Top

#3 Prohibiting TATS? Who will be left to conscript ?

Posted by Besoeker 2017-08-28 08:03|| 2017-08-28 08:03|| Front Page Top

#4 When the ratio of boys to girls is so out of wack that most will not find a mate I would think this sort of thing would be expected. Perhaps they need a lot of salt peter in the food.

Posted by rjschwarz 2017-08-28 08:26|| 2017-08-28 08:26|| Front Page Top

#5 Another result from the one child policy is most of them tend to be spoiled little shits. You think the kids in the west expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter? Ain't got nothing on these vaginal turds.

Posted by DarthVader 2017-08-28 09:04|| 2017-08-28 09:04|| Front Page Top

#6 Digression:
Well, according to the legendary story they told us at Airborne School at Benning, it's what got Jimi Hendrix (James Marshall Hendickson) out of the 82nd Airborne.

Posted by ed in texas 2017-08-28 09:42|| 2017-08-28 09:42|| Front Page Top

#7 Mr. President, we must not allow a m@sturb@tion gap!

Posted by General "Buck" Turgidson 2017-08-28 10:53|| 2017-08-28 10:53|| Front Page Top

#8 They don't have a draft?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2017-08-28 12:03|| 2017-08-28 12:03|| Front Page Top

#9 You think the kids in the west expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter?

Apparently the big thing for the Asian princes in Quincy, MA is to drive around in Maseratis.

Posted by Raj 2017-08-28 12:09|| 2017-08-28 12:09|| Front Page Top

#10 You think the kids in the west expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter?

Yes.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-08-28 12:16|| 2017-08-28 12:16|| Front Page Top

#11 I hereby find Rantburg guilty of "Double-Dutch" Cultural Appropriation.

The .gif is from a Gilligan's Island episode about a Japanese soldier who arrived at the island still fighting WWII. Vito Scotti, an Italian-American, played the soldier.

Good times. Good times.

Posted by Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2017-08-28 12:28|| 2017-08-28 12:28|| Front Page Top

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