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2007-08-08 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Sweden: Angry beavers attack humans - Shots fired; several killed

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Posted by mrp 2007-08-08 12:20|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 "That's no ordinary beaver! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever laid eyes on."

Posted by Mike 2007-08-08 14:19|| 2007-08-08 14:19|| Front Page Top

#2 A mother and her two children could only look on in horror as a beaver went on the attack, biting the children's grandmother

Obviously failed to mind the warning signs:

Bottenån Beavers present. Swim fast or die!

Posted by Besoeker 2007-08-08 14:23|| 2007-08-08 14:23|| Front Page Top

#3 A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Posted by Mullah Richard 2007-08-08 14:37|| 2007-08-08 14:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Mynd you, beaver bites Kan be pretti nåsti...

Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-08-08 14:46|| 2007-08-08 14:46|| Front Page Top

#5 I've often dreamed of being attacked by a Swedish beaver.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-08-08 14:51|| 2007-08-08 14:51|| Front Page Top

#6 ...but are they islamic beavers? We will never know because of the rampant PC.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-08-08 14:58|| 2007-08-08 14:58|| Front Page Top

#7 Bad Beavers on the Beach.
This could be Lindsay Lohan's next movie...

Posted by tu3031 2007-08-08 15:10|| 2007-08-08 15:10|| Front Page Top

#8 tu3031 - at first I thought you said "bald beavers"...

Posted by Rambler">Rambler 2007-08-08 15:24|| 2007-08-08 15:24|| Front Page Top

#9 I like it. Add it in.

Posted by tu3031 2007-08-08 15:27|| 2007-08-08 15:27|| Front Page Top

#10 Meanwhile in other news...
Angry jihadis have managed to successfully scare off the locals after taking over 2/3 of Malmö in southern Sweden. But local authorities have vowed to accomodate the current batch of city-dwelling rodents.

Posted by twobyfour 2007-08-08 20:58|| 2007-08-08 20:58|| Front Page Top

#11 Look for Saudi funded pine logs.

Posted by Super Hose 2007-08-08 21:21|| 2007-08-08 21:21|| Front Page Top

#12 Karl Spacklerson:

License to kill beavers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill beavers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

Posted by mrp 2007-08-08 21:54|| 2007-08-08 21:54|| Front Page Top

#13 Otters and Fisheys gloat as their plans for empire unfold???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-08-08 22:16|| 2007-08-08 22:16|| Front Page Top

#14 You know,

Wynona had a big brown beaver…

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-08-08 22:25|| 2007-08-08 22:25|| Front Page Top

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