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2005-08-27 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Iran Blames Britain for Unrest of Iranian Arabs

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Posted by Mike Sylwester 2005-08-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Among Shell's objectionable activities were its sponsorship of teams of deaf athletes

"Say, wanna sign up for our toboggan team? Yes, you say? Well you can't, it's only for deaf people. Can't you read the sign? No, too bad, we're not taking illiterates this year. That was last year. Come back after you've learned to play deaf or at least ruptured your eardurms in a tragic martyrdom operation gone wrong. We can't use our grant funds for just anyone you know. We have standards after all. Besides you suck at tobaganning. There are no mountains around here. No I won't show you what a tabogan looks like. Frankly, not only do I not know what one looks like, I'm not even sure how to spell it."

I wouldn't repeat this too loudly, but I hear they're going to comptete on the Comedy Channel revival of "Name That Tune" before being air dropped on the north face of K2 for practice.

..rumors of a government plan to forcibly replace local Arabs with Persians..

I empathize. I know how upset I got when I was replaced by an Indian. My wife said it was the accent that hooked her.

..the riot was the angry reaction of people who paid for goods but failed to receive them..

Must be Windows users.

Posted by Zpaz 2005-08-27 12:02|| 2005-08-27 12:02|| Front Page Top

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