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2022-08-30 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Adamawa Assembly Orders Removal Of ‘Hostile Hippopotamus’ From Dam For Killing Fisherman
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Posted by Fred 2022-08-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [9 views ]  Top

#1 There's a Lizzo joke in there somewhere.
Posted by Skidmark 2022-08-30 07:53||   2022-08-30 07:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Or a hungry hungry Stacey Abrams
Posted by Frank G 2022-08-30 08:36||   2022-08-30 08:36|| Front Page Top

#3 "Listen, I have Bobby the Babboon in lockup, and he says for 20 bananas, he'll provide evidence that Hostile Hippopotamus is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse."
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-08-30 12:40||   2022-08-30 12:40|| Front Page Top

#4 IIRC, no joke, hippos kill more people than any other African animal. I dunno though. You'd think people would have sense enough to avoid swimming with hippos.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-08-30 13:56||   2022-08-30 13:56|| Front Page Top

#5 Yeah, according to this link the mosquito is the most dangerous African animal, killing one million people a year by transmitting number of different potentially fatal diseases, including Yellow Fever, Zika virus, West Nile virus, Dengue Fever, and of course Malaria.

The hippos is number two:

Although hippos are herbivores, these highly territorial animals are estimated to kill an incredible 3,000 people each year.

Male hippos fiercely defend their territories – which include the banks of rivers and lakes, while females hippos can get extremely aggressive if they sense anything getting in between them and their babies, who stay in the water while they feed on the shore.

Hippos weigh up to 1,500 kg – the third biggest animal in Africa behind the elephant and rhino – and can run on land at speeds of up to 30 km per hour. Combine this with their aggressive nature, agility in and out of the water, and sharp, half-meter teeth in enormous jaws and you can understand why hippos can make for such a fearsome creature to encounter. (Did you hear about the pink hippo milk rumour?)
Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-08-30 14:04||   2022-08-30 14:04|| Front Page Top

#6 Getting between a female hippo and her babies is like getting between Stacy Abrams and a Buffet table - or Chuck Schumer and a microphone.
Posted by CrazyFool 2022-08-30 15:04||   2022-08-30 15:04|| Front Page Top

#7 Since I moved to Florida 5 years ago, I have not heard a peep about the Zika. We had more trouble with West Nile in SW PeeAye.
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-08-30 15:28||   2022-08-30 15:28|| Front Page Top

#8  😁 For #3
Posted by Dron66046 2022-08-30 17:25||   2022-08-30 17:25|| Front Page Top

#9 And speaking of hippo humour and warrior poets...
Posted by Glomose Sproing5591 2022-08-30 17:48||   2022-08-30 17:48|| Front Page Top

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