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2003-09-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-09-04 12:32|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 $30.5M. That could buy a lot of JDAMs and MOABs.

Posted by Mike 2003-9-4 12:43:37 PM|| 2003-9-4 12:43:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Lessee...just this week I have received essentially the same letter from Charles Taylor's personal arms merchant (decrying those pesky UN peacekeepers!!!) and and also the widow of a Nigerian "business executive" who died in the collapse of Tower 2. Surprisingly, my heartstrings remain unplucked. Insh'allah.

Posted by seafarious 2003-9-4 12:46:00 PM|| 2003-9-4 12:46:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Lucky, lucky, lucky... Me, I'm so insignificant I do not even receive spam at all. Makes me feel less of a man.

Posted by Anonymous 2003-9-4 1:17:31 PM|| 2003-9-4 1:17:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Who says folks in the Third World don't understand modernity? They certainly got marketing down pat.

Posted by Hiryu 2003-9-4 1:18:52 PM|| 2003-9-4 1:18:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Hmmmph. I must get yours. I got three copies of this one.

Posted by Fred 2003-9-4 1:19:06 PM|| 2003-9-4 1:19:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 You people are nobody. I feel sorry for you.
I got a special, personal request from Jonas Savimbi's sister.
That's what happens when you're plugged in.

Posted by Richard Aubrey 2003-9-4 1:44:17 PM|| 2003-9-4 1:44:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I am still waiting for the money to fund the Anchorage Al-Aska mosque ~~and reload center~~. However, I am losing my patience, and my congregation is down to one. Can't hold out much longer. She would not lie to me, would she?

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-4 1:55:35 PM|| 2003-9-4 1:55:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Just in case you wanna have some fun with Nigerian scammer baiting, check this website.

Posted by True German Ally 2003-9-4 2:13:15 PM|| 2003-9-4 2:13:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Grand Mufti al-Aska Paul, I for one can't wait for the first call to ~~battle stations~~ prayers at the Anchorage al-Aska Mosque 'n' Martyrs R Us Mini Mart, peace be upon you...

Posted by seafarious 2003-9-4 2:29:44 PM|| 2003-9-4 2:29:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Well, seafarious, I was going to tow a banner with my plane announcing a rally and akbar fest at the mosque, but my friend borrowed the plane this morning and is presently looking at glaciers and dall sheep on the mountainsides.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-4 2:33:27 PM|| 2003-9-4 2:33:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 any idea what gas prices you'll post? Trying to decide whether it's economical to drive there to fill up....

Posted by Frank G 2003-9-4 2:34:48 PM|| 2003-9-4 2:34:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 ROTFLMAO. I just got almost the same e-mail this morning except that the lady was from Malasia, they had also lived in Africa, however, the amount was $60 million and the appeal was to Christians. (Christians must be harder to bribe.) MailWasher with SpamCop caught it and bounced it back.

Posted by Gasse Katze 2003-9-4 2:53:03 PM|| 2003-9-4 2:53:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 my friend borrowed the plane this morning and is presently looking at glaciers and dall sheep on the mountainsides

Mmmm..you could have a halal of a great picnic with those Dall sheep...

Posted by seafarious 2003-9-4 3:00:18 PM|| 2003-9-4 3:00:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Frank---Gas prices are for regular gasoline derived from the finest Kuwaiti crude (blessings be upon its molecules) in Anchorage range from $1.62 (with blessings card) to $1.71 (infidel's price). Come on up!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-4 3:02:28 PM|| 2003-9-4 3:02:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 if you think about it... this one is pretty clever.. What groups do you thing would most likely have people dumb enough to fall for this stuff? The loony left and muslim/terrorist sympathizers! logic means nothing to these people... I wonder how many of them are biting the bait..

Posted by Dcreeper 2003-9-4 3:54:18 PM|| 2003-9-4 3:54:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Great sit-com idea--Mahmoud, leader of an al Qaeda sleeper cell blows all the Saudi money for a terrorist operation on one of these scams....he's got some 'splainin to do to the rest of the jihadis....

Posted by Not Mike Moore 2003-9-4 4:23:03 PM|| 2003-9-4 4:23:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 I would love to see a large transfer of funds from Al Queda sympathizers into Nigerian Scam artists. The balance is perfect.

Richard Aubrey, by far the funnest post I've read today. Well done.

Posted by Yank 2003-9-4 5:27:44 PM|| 2003-9-4 5:27:44 PM|| Front Page Top

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