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2017-09-15 -Land of the Free

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Posted by badanov 2017-09-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 A tale from the Democrat shelf:
"The need for defending oneself
Is a mythical thing!
I shall trust in the King
And his magical sheltering elf."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-09-15 01:19|| 2017-09-15 01:19|| Front Page Top

#2 As seen from the Palette of Narmer
To Voelkische Pravda-Informer,
The conquering hunter
Who's bonking the punter,
Sans armor's a flatfooted farmer.

Cajones, cojones... boxen, oxen... it's right there but damned if I can reach it.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-09-15 01:31|| 2017-09-15 01:31|| Front Page Top

#3 before the baseball-practice shooting that seriously wounded House Majority Whip Steve Scalise, R-Louisiana, led to its cancellation.

Remind us again who was the perp in that little adventure and what his goal was.

I have discovered a population of moles burrowing in my lawn. A weapon that fires 100 rounds a minute would make quick work of them.

Wotta maroon! Everyone knows you use cluster bombs or FAEs for moles.

Posted by SteveS 2017-09-15 04:45|| 2017-09-15 04:45|| Front Page Top

#4 You don't use gene-engineered ferrets, SteveS?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-09-15 04:47|| 2017-09-15 04:47|| Front Page Top

#5 I have discovered a population of moles burrowing in my lawn. A weapon that fires 100 rounds a minute would make quick work of them.

Garden hose up the tail pipe, the other end into the rodent hole, lightly tamped. The ten minute Fahrvergnügen solution.

Posted by Besoeker 2017-09-15 06:16|| 2017-09-15 06:16|| Front Page Top

#6 I stopped at "automatic weapons". He's an idiot, and a Democrat Liberal, BIRM

Posted by Frank G 2017-09-15 07:47|| 2017-09-15 07:47|| Front Page Top

#7 I hesitated to go on after the first paragraph but did just to see what would come next. It was kind of like the fascination that comes with watching a train wreck in progress.

Milbanks does not know much about hunting and sport shooting.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-09-15 08:55|| 2017-09-15 08:55|| Front Page Top

#8 TSDR (too stupid - didn't read)

Posted by Abu Uluque 2017-09-15 10:44|| 2017-09-15 10:44|| Front Page Top

#9 "Assault Guns"? Where can I get my own StuG II pr StuG IV? Or beter yet and SU-100. Must be a pretty impressive firing range for an assault gun - I wonder if we can get someone to airdrop an ASU-85 in to fire a few rounds?

Posted by Injun Bucket8891 2017-09-15 14:29|| 2017-09-15 14:29|| Front Page Top

#10 #4 You don't use gene-engineered ferrets, SteveS?

No, we learned our lesson after that business with the gene-spliced chupacabras.
Besides, I love the smell of explosions in the morning.

Posted by SteveS 2017-09-15 17:10|| 2017-09-15 17:10|| Front Page Top

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