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2007-09-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Brave dissenter Barry Mainilow (!) refuses to appear on The View

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Posted by Mike 2007-09-18 12:38|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top

#1 Elizabeth Hasselbeck: Threat or Menace.
Again, "The View" is one of the reasons I appreciate that I've got the day job...

Posted by tu3031 2007-09-18 13:55|| 2007-09-18 13:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Now if only we can get that electric duck blower Kenny G. to do the same thing, it will be a perfect day ( everything he plays sounds like the AFLAC duck going thru a shredder)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-09-18 14:02|| 2007-09-18 14:02|| Front Page Top

#3 electric duck blower Kenny G

Priceless, USN, Ret.! In reality, Kenny has a superb lip but his choice of material amounts to nothing better than elevator music. Now that he is so "successful", neither does Kenny have the excuse of acquiescing to his producer's guidance in terms of track selections. Essentially, he is the Thomas Kinkade of music. SSDD, repeat ad nauseam.

If this musical ~~tripe volcano~~ schmaltz factory ever wants a shred of musical respect, he'd better cough up some ragtime, Dixie, be-bop and real jazz. He has the ability but, quite cleary, not the brains. Much like ~~Whitney~~ Witless Houston, Kenny G. is a phenomenal waste of ~~skin~~ talent.

As to Manilow, only the cultural nadir known as disco ever could have made us sink so low that anyone might possibly look up to him.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-09-18 15:45|| 2007-09-18 15:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Barry who?
Oh, he is still alive?

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-09-18 16:00|| 2007-09-18 16:00|| Front Page Top

#5 USN Ret., that's perhaps the best description yet I've read of Kenny G. I'm LMAO over here!

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2007-09-18 16:49|| 2007-09-18 16:49|| Front Page Top

#6 #4 Barry who? Oh, he is still alive?
Posted by: DarthVader 2007-09-18 16:00

My sentiments exactly, Darth, but maybe I've gotten him confused with some whining, voiceless "country and western" singer.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2007-09-18 17:29|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2007-09-18 17:29|| Front Page Top

#7 OK OP, now you have crossed the line; don't ever confuse Barry with C& W; he has never had to sing about his best friend's girl losing her job so he looses his pick up, and the dog......

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-09-18 17:36|| 2007-09-18 17:36|| Front Page Top

#8 and mama postin' bail after his drunk night out only she gets hit by the train on the way to the station ....

Posted by lotp 2007-09-18 18:13|| 2007-09-18 18:13|| Front Page Top

#9 The View should honor Manilow's wishes and remove Hasselbeck for one episode - and replace her with Ann Coulter.

Posted by DMFD 2007-09-18 18:32|| 2007-09-18 18:32|| Front Page Top

#10 He'd have to have the She-Devil's foot surgically removed from his ass DMFD

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-09-18 21:43|| 2007-09-18 21:43|| Front Page Top

#11 Barry's not washed up - many Amers are still waiting for more songs from him. His music are mood-setting and good for when you want your babe close to you.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-09-18 22:13|| 2007-09-18 22:13|| Front Page Top

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