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2017-09-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'A fairytale without the prince': Italian woman 'marries herself'

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Posted by Fred 2017-09-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 When too many cats is not enough...

Posted by SteveS 2017-09-28 03:32|| 2017-09-28 03:32|| Front Page Top

#2 She hasn’t ruled out eventually marrying another person, but says her happiness does not depend on finding a man.

And yet, one can see that any man with her must hourly expound on his worship of her as the center of his own joy in life.

Posted by no mo uro 2017-09-28 05:39|| 2017-09-28 05:39|| Front Page Top

#3 When the divorce happens who gets the vibrator

Posted by Cheaderhead 2017-09-28 06:04|| 2017-09-28 06:04|| Front Page Top

#4 A bold matrimonial foray
Was made by a windy signore:
"I love his Corelli,
But, boy, is he smelly!"
(he'd married his oboe d'amore).

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-09-28 07:58|| 2017-09-28 07:58|| Front Page Top

#5 Kinda provides a new definition to:

Self absorbed
Self centered
Egomaniacal

Posted by AlanC 2017-09-28 08:33|| 2017-09-28 08:33|| Front Page Top

#6 She's not that hard on the eyes, but the post-coital conversation must be something else - and in Italian, no less.

Posted by Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2017-09-28 08:52|| 2017-09-28 08:52|| Front Page Top

#7 Following her break-up, Ms Mesi promised to wed herself if she didn’t find the perfect partner by her 40th birthday

Well, you passed your expiration date and no man worth his dick is going to write a check against that aged meat sack.

More than likely she passed on many a good man in her youth because they weren't "Good Enough" for her and now there aren't any good men around. If they are, they are pulling in women 10 years younger because they can.

Enjoy the next 40+ years of loneliness and cats.

Posted by DarthVader 2017-09-28 08:56|| 2017-09-28 08:56|| Front Page Top

#8 I've dated a few Italian (from Italy) girls and they were absolute self-absorbed bitches. Super high maintenance.

Posted by Phick Darling of the Chinese2723 2017-09-28 09:39|| 2017-09-28 09:39|| Front Page Top

#9 Did she sign a pre-nup?

Posted by Spot 2017-09-28 10:31|| 2017-09-28 10:31|| Front Page Top

#10 She's gonna be devastated when she cheats on herself.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2017-09-28 15:07|| 2017-09-28 15:07|| Front Page Top

#11 She's attractive but obviously a little bit on the crazy side on the hot/crazy scale.

Posted by rjschwarz 2017-09-28 17:41|| 2017-09-28 17:41|| Front Page Top

#12 Did she have to prove the wedding was consummated?

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2017-09-28 18:37|| 2017-09-28 18:37|| Front Page Top

#13 So -er- who wears the pants in that marriage?

Posted by CrazyFool 2017-09-28 19:54|| 2017-09-28 19:54|| Front Page Top

#14 That's 1ncestual

Posted by Frank G 2017-09-28 20:07|| 2017-09-28 20:07|| Front Page Top

#15 Mentally ill. No wonder she did this.

Posted by Harcourt Angoluting9366 2017-09-28 21:44|| 2017-09-28 21:44|| Front Page Top

#16 Future FeMail headline...

Self-marrying Mesi from Pisa
In threesome with Miss Mona Lisa,
Recovering her groove
At the Musée du Louvre,
Is arrested but leaves with sorriso.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-09-28 22:35|| 2017-09-28 22:35|| Front Page Top

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