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2005-09-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2005-09-13 10:09|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Get yer tools polished here"

Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-09-13 11:31|| 2005-09-13 11:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Gee Steve - thanks for the underhand lob -

May I help you?

"Yes, I'd like some screws please."

You're in luck. Screws are on sale this week.

Posted by Doc8404 2005-09-13 11:42|| 2005-09-13 11:42|| Front Page Top

#3 Hmmm... As it happens, I have a 10,000 Zloty note.

An old one, though, worth about oh - zero now. Wouldn't even make good toilet paper.

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-09-13 11:45|| 2005-09-13 11:45|| Front Page Top

#4 OK time for American companies to step up to the plate: OSH, Homedepot, Ace, Lowes?

Posted by Cyber Sarge">Cyber Sarge 2005-09-13 12:05|| 2005-09-13 12:05|| Front Page Top

#5 "Does anyone have
Two hundred-pound rats
I want to rid
My house of cats"
(Shel Silverstein)

Posted by Sgt. Mom">Sgt. Mom 2005-09-13 12:41|| www.sgtstryker.com]">[www.sgtstryker.com] 2005-09-13 12:41|| Front Page Top

#6 Oooops... this belongs with the ratcatcher story, one below!"

Posted by Sgt. Mom">Sgt. Mom 2005-09-13 12:42|| www.sgtstryker.com]">[www.sgtstryker.com] 2005-09-13 12:42|| Front Page Top

#7 "Ace is the place with the helpful..."

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-09-13 12:46|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-09-13 12:46|| Front Page Top

#8 "Hardware Mam"

Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-09-13 13:00|| 2005-09-13 13:00|| Front Page Top

#9 Sgt. Mom, thanks for the free one! ;)

Posted by Whaique Glomoger6721 2005-09-13 13:06|| 2005-09-13 13:06|| Front Page Top

#10 Silverstein is adaptable.

Posted by Shipman 2005-09-13 15:33|| 2005-09-13 15:33|| Front Page Top

#11 Hey, do they take on-line orders? And more importantly, do they have vouchers that are redeemable in the USA?

Posted by Penguin 2005-09-13 15:55|| 2005-09-13 15:55|| Front Page Top

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