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2008-09-24 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man Passes Gas, Charged with Battery on Officer

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Posted by Uncle Phester 2008-09-24 13:16|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Lets hope there was no spark from that battery.

Posted by Grunter 2008-09-24 13:50|| 2008-09-24 13:50|| Front Page Top

#2 Battery on a police officer? That's a bit of a stretch isn't it? I think they both need to grow up. Besides, how do you catch a fart for evidence?

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-09-24 13:54|| 2008-09-24 13:54|| Front Page Top

#3 Geneva Convention violation. He wasn't in uniform? Illegal combatant.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-09-24 14:08|| 2008-09-24 14:08|| Front Page Top

#4 This man would get 5 years in prison if he was in Georgia. And believe me i'm not joking either

Posted by sinse 2008-09-24 14:38|| 2008-09-24 14:38|| Front Page Top

#5 I don't know. If he ate at a place like Filiberto's in Phoenix...yeah, it's possible.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2008-09-24 15:15|| 2008-09-24 15:15|| Front Page Top

#6 Charged with battery? I hope they put him in a dry cell.

Posted by SteveS 2008-09-24 15:23|| 2008-09-24 15:23|| Front Page Top

#7 It is like the legendary tale of Abu Hasan!

http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/fart.html

A classic.

The Day of the Fart of Abu Hasan is celebrated February 4th.

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-09-24 17:33|| 2008-09-24 17:33|| Front Page Top

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