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2005-10-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Jackal 2005-10-03 14:49|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 These cops got guns, right?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...roast pork at the Police Station!

Posted by tu3031 2005-10-03 15:08|| 2005-10-03 15:08|| Front Page Top

#2 Give the pig a bullet proof jacket.

It's jihadi huntin' duty for Pork Warrior!

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2005-10-03 16:36|| 2005-10-03 16:36|| Front Page Top

#3 Actually that might not be a bad idea. Aren't pigs supposed to be much brighter then dogs? (please no flamewars...)

And have a much more sensitive nose as well.

Assign him guard duty at Gitmo.

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-10-03 16:39|| 2005-10-03 16:39|| Front Page Top

#4 These cops got guns, right?

Santa Cruz, bro. They got guns but aren't allowed to have bullets....

Posted by Graimp Ebbelet4791 2005-10-03 17:15|| 2005-10-03 17:15|| Front Page Top

#5 How far is Santa Cruz from Mal Paso Mountain?

Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-10-03 18:00|| 2005-10-03 18:00|| Front Page Top

#6 Pigs don't shoot pigs. That's blue on blue.

Posted by 2b 2005-10-03 23:11|| 2005-10-03 23:11|| Front Page Top

#7 I raised pigs as a 4-H project when I was in high school. I had a huge red pig I named "Emily" that was my brood sow. She consistently produced litters of between 8 and 15, twice a year. I know a little bit more than the average person about pigs.

Emily was easier to train than a dog, and capable of doing much more. At about 450 pounds, she wasn't afraid of anything or any one. She would heel, follow, stay, attack, roll over, and do a half-dozen other tricks that it takes a lot of work to get a dog to do. I could also tell her that I didn't want someone in my yard, and she'd keep them out, period.

Pigs are also cleaner than most people think, and easily housebroken. Emily would ONLY use one corner of the half-acre pen I kept her and her little ones in. I'd turn it under about every three months, to keep the smell down.

Pigs are also a lot faster on their feet than most people believe, as a couple of people tresspassing on our property found out the hard way!

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2005-10-03 23:15|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2005-10-03 23:15|| Front Page Top

#8 Pigs don't shoot pigs. That's blue on blue. 10 0inks! :Ã´>

Posted by Dawg 2005-10-03 23:18|| 2005-10-03 23:18|| Front Page Top

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