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2006-10-03 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Whining Hubby: Clinton had hots for Demi
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Posted by .com 2006-10-03 05:59|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 I don't doubt Clinton got wood while drooling over Demi, but this is just the petulant whine of a child feeling neglected, lol.

Can't fault Clinton here. If Demi was around, I would neglect him, too!
Posted by gorb 2006-10-03 07:01||   2006-10-03 07:01|| Front Page Top

#2 "I met Bill Clinton once but he didn't really talk — he was hitting on my wife," Kutcher told Leno.

Kutcher really doesn't care WHO he sits down at the table with now does he?
Posted by Besoeker 2006-10-03 07:51||   2006-10-03 07:51|| Front Page Top

#3 Notice Clinton didn't try this crap when Demi was married to Bruce Willis.
Posted by ed 2006-10-03 08:49||   2006-10-03 08:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Well Ashton, looks like you've been Punk'd
Posted by Fluse Chomoque1078 2006-10-03 10:30||   2006-10-03 10:30|| Front Page Top

#5 This really isn't news.

Clinton has the hots for anything with tits.
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2006-10-03 10:33||   2006-10-03 10:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Duh.
Posted by Fred 2006-10-03 11:11||   2006-10-03 11:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Clinton has the hots for anything with tits.

Damn, I really have to shed some weight, just to be on the safe side.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-10-03 11:12||   2006-10-03 11:12|| Front Page Top

#8 Hubba, hubba anon! What are you doing later, you cutie?
Posted by William Clinton 2006-10-03 11:29||   2006-10-03 11:29|| Front Page Top

#9 Well isn't Bill's favorite fishing spot a trailer court trolling $50 bills
Posted by Cheaderhead 2006-10-03 13:47||   2006-10-03 13:47|| Front Page Top

#10 Drink alert, anon5089!!!
Posted by lotp 2006-10-03 13:59||   2006-10-03 13:59|| Front Page Top

#11 LOL Anon!

If that doesn't inspire me to keep to this diet and exercise nothing will!

In other words, if Ashton would gain a few pounds Clinton might pay him a little more attention.
Posted by CrazyFool 2006-10-03 14:10||   2006-10-03 14:10|| Front Page Top

#12 Drink alert, anon5089!!!

Valid basic safety concern while dealing with former US presidents... or barely repressed sexual fantasy? You decide.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-10-03 14:52||   2006-10-03 14:52|| Front Page Top

#13 She wouldn't have to be Demi Moore for Bill to pay attention to her. Two legs, two arms and two breasts is perfectly acceptable.

When I worked at the Little Rock Convention Bureau/Excelsior Hotel back in the 80's, Bill would sometimes show up with women who were, shall we say, unattractive skanks. (And I ain't talkin' bout Hillary)
Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-10-03 15:11||   2006-10-03 15:11|| Front Page Top

#14 #13 mcg: "Two legs, two arms and two breasts is perfectly acceptable."

ummm, don't mean to be crude, but ol' bill is only interested in the part of a woman's anatomy that comes in one.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2006-10-03 15:33|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]  2006-10-03 15:33|| Front Page Top

#15 unfortunate phrasing, Barbara. I'll pass on my usual sophomoric snark - softball to left field bleachers batting practice
Posted by Frank G 2006-10-03 15:38||   2006-10-03 15:38|| Front Page Top

#16 ;-p, #15 frank.

would wax more eloquent, but hard to type 1-handed.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2006-10-03 16:04|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]  2006-10-03 16:04|| Front Page Top

#17 lol
Posted by Frank G 2006-10-03 16:32||   2006-10-03 16:32|| Front Page Top

#18 Barbara, Bill's interested in a couple of parts of a woman's anatomy that come in one.

Actually, when I saw the headline on the front page, I wondered, “Which Clinton?”
Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow  2006-10-03 18:17||   2006-10-03 18:17|| Front Page Top

#19 #18: "Bill's interested in a couple of parts of a woman's anatomy that come in one."

A-yup.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2006-10-03 18:47|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]  2006-10-03 18:47|| Front Page Top

#20 Punked!!! Bwaaa!!! That was good.

My mother always told me "run with dogs and you will get bit!" He sat his wife next to a sexual preditor and is upset with the outcome? He's dumber than the characters he plays on TV.
Posted by 49 Pan 2006-10-03 20:29||   2006-10-03 20:29|| Front Page Top

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