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2019-10-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Doctors warn women not to use toothpaste... inappropriately
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-10-15 07:29|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ]  Top

#1 Silly girls! Ya gotta use a toothbrush!
Posted by Bobby 2019-10-15 07:55||   2019-10-15 07:55|| Front Page Top

#2 ..an electric toothbrush!

TSA Agent - what's this buzzing in your luggage?
Traveler - its my toothbrush handle.
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-10-15 08:03||   2019-10-15 08:03|| Front Page Top

#3 From complaints I analyzed back in my toothpaste research days, it seems thirty years ago equally silly women were unhappy with the result of using it as a “personal lubricant”.
Posted by trailing wife 2019-10-15 08:21||   2019-10-15 08:21|| Front Page Top

#4 That explains, never mind - off to my room.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-10-15 08:59||   2019-10-15 08:59|| Front Page Top

#5 um, Sensodyne?
Posted by Mercutio 2019-10-15 09:04||   2019-10-15 09:04|| Front Page Top

#6 Some women obsessing over their lady parts? Privates go public.
Posted by JohnQC 2019-10-15 09:46||   2019-10-15 09:46|| Front Page Top

#7 Nasty damage to lady bits? How can you tell?
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2019-10-15 10:32||   2019-10-15 10:32|| Front Page Top

#8 Perhaps they were cleaning their dental dams in situ?
Posted by Lex 2019-10-15 10:34||   2019-10-15 10:34|| Front Page Top

#9 So thinking with our privates is not a male monopoly... hmmm.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-10-15 13:42||   2019-10-15 13:42|| Front Page Top

#10 You should check with an old Sgt. first...uhm never mind.
Posted by Clyde Dribble8052 2019-10-15 14:03||   2019-10-15 14:03|| Front Page Top

#11 The old joke is "Young hookers use KY, old hookers use Poli-Grip..."
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-10-15 14:12||   2019-10-15 14:12|| Front Page Top

#12 Ahh, not those Pvts .
Posted by Dron66046 2019-10-15 14:17||   2019-10-15 14:17|| Front Page Top

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