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2005-10-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by God Save The World AKA Oztralian 2005-10-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Cats... why do they hate toes?

(Sorry, I had to say it!)

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2005-10-31 00:09|| 2005-10-31 00:09|| Front Page Top

#2 Enough of this pussyfooting around!

[bah-dum-bum]

Posted by Zenster 2005-10-31 00:56|| 2005-10-31 00:56|| Front Page Top

#3 That cat would have eaten the toe, not buried it. If Mr. Ried had just put a finger down the cat's throat, he might have...never mind.

Posted by Grunter 2005-10-31 01:14|| 2005-10-31 01:14|| Front Page Top

The resemblence to a toe is uncanny, but, I thought these were DOG treats!

Posted by BigEd 2005-10-31 05:30|| 2005-10-31 05:30|| Front Page Top

#5 How does one cut off their toe while slicing bread?

Posted by incarnate of lee atwater 2005-10-31 08:41|| 2005-10-31 08:41|| Front Page Top

#6 good question.

Posted by 2b 2005-10-31 09:16|| 2005-10-31 09:16|| Front Page Top

#7 incarnate : Haven't you ever heard of "Toe Jam"?

Posted by BigEd 2005-10-31 09:56|| 2005-10-31 09:56|| Front Page Top

#8 Ahhhhhh, I don't believe any of it. Big cats can scatch and bite, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Posted by Besoeker 2005-10-31 10:11|| 2005-10-31 10:11|| Front Page Top

#9 BigEd From under cheese I've heard about...

Posted by incarnate of lee atwater 2005-10-31 10:29|| 2005-10-31 10:29|| Front Page Top

#10 Cat couldn't have run off with the digit if the cheap fellow would have just called a toe-truck.

Posted by Quana">Quana 2005-10-31 12:00|| 2005-10-31 12:00|| Front Page Top

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