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2005-11-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2005-11-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Hell hath no fury....

Posted by raptor 2005-11-03 01:05|| 2005-11-03 01:05|| Front Page Top

#2 LOL
I bet this guy will never sleep again with his eyes shut.

Posted by Red Dog 2005-11-03 02:02|| 2005-11-03 02:02|| Front Page Top

#3 LOL
I bet this guy will never sleep again with his eyes shut.

Posted by Red Dog 2005-11-03 02:03|| 2005-11-03 02:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Ima thunking these is phunny.

Falls under the too dumb to be scumb perhaps.

Posted by Sock Puppet OÂ´ Doom 2005-11-03 02:39|| 2005-11-03 02:39|| Front Page Top

#5 IIRC quite some years ago I read the story of a cuckholded brazilian husband who, under the threat of a gun, glued the penis of a rival he surprized "in action" to the hands of his wife; tough thing is, he used industrial glue, which went into the bloodstream of the lover through the higly vascularized skin of the glued part, and the guy died.

On that particular case, the b*tch tried to mutilate her boyfriend, this could really have ended bad, and the sentence is not severe enough IMHO (but then again, I'd be very, very p*ssed off if one ex glued my already tiny, shriveled genitalia to my fat body).

Posted by anonymous5089 2005-11-03 06:17|| 2005-11-03 06:17|| Front Page Top

#6 "Hello, police? Somebody glued my butt cheeks together..."
ROFLMAO! Great comments Fred!

Posted by Spot">Spot 2005-11-03 08:34|| 2005-11-03 08:34|| Front Page Top

#7 If she were really evil she would have done a strip tease after he woke up.

Posted by Elmagum Clavith6576 2005-11-03 09:36|| 2005-11-03 09:36|| Front Page Top

#8 that was really funny! [wipes tears]

Posted by 2b 2005-11-03 09:36|| 2005-11-03 09:36|| Front Page Top

#9 Nurses actually had to peel it off.

They teach this in nursing school?

When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said,...

Oh, yeah. We see this all the time.

Posted by tu3031 2005-11-03 09:46|| 2005-11-03 09:46|| Front Page Top

#10 She must have used Zap-A-Gap.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-11-03 09:55|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-11-03 09:55|| Front Page Top

#11 Here's another story about fun with Super Glue. You thought there were only 101 uses? Now it's 102!

Posted by Dar">Dar 2005-11-03 12:53|| 2005-11-03 12:53|| Front Page Top

#12 Just your everyday abdominal-foreskin and femoral-testes attachment procedure with an ass-spackling and some Revlon highlights to spice things up. Feeding the guy a laxative would have been the real coup-de-grace.

Posted by Zenster 2005-11-03 21:13|| 2005-11-03 21:13|| Front Page Top

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