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2004-11-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tipper 2004-11-08 10:28:13 AM|| || Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I don't think I'll be eating at any Serbian restaurants any time soon.

Posted by Mike 2004-11-08 12:36:57 PM|| 2004-11-08 12:36:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 As Ole Euel Gibbons use to say..."Reminds you of the taste of wiillld hickory nuts!!"

Posted by smn 2004-11-08 1:00:20 PM|| 2004-11-08 1:00:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I'll bet Fred would like a Serbian ball recipe.

Posted by Shipman 2004-11-08 1:03:33 PM|| 2004-11-08 1:03:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 His specialist dish prepared using testicles from a bull and a boar beat off challengers from around the world

*rimshot*

Posted by Frank G 2004-11-08 1:08:48 PM|| 2004-11-08 1:08:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Maybe the Serbs get them wholesale from France since the French obviously have no use for testicles.

Posted by RWV 2004-11-08 1:13:13 PM|| 2004-11-08 1:13:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 At the Cattlemen's Restaurant in Fort Worth, they're known as calf fries or lamb fries depending on the source.

Posted by RWV 2004-11-08 1:15:10 PM|| 2004-11-08 1:15:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Put down the teabag, Frank...

Posted by mojo 2004-11-08 4:11:54 PM|| 2004-11-08 4:11:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Are the testicles removed first?

Posted by Weird Al 2004-11-08 4:24:23 PM|| 2004-11-08 4:24:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash.

"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!"

The farm hand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper. This went on for three days . . . and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper.

On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper. He asked his wife where the farm hand was and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries and he ran like hell!"

Posted by SC88 2004-11-08 11:07:17 PM|| 2004-11-08 11:07:17 PM|| Front Page Top

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